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Parents Argue Over Culturally Relevant Halloween Costume

October 30, 2019Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

CALGARY—Parents Shareem and Todd Wilson remain deadlocked in a debate over what their child should be for Halloween. The pressure to balance edgy with cute in a way that will attract the right kind of jealous attention has caused a… Continue Reading →

Culture, Donovan, Holidays

Americans Wary of Undefined Thanksgiving Traditions

October 15, 2019Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

Buffalo, NY—Recently, Canadians celebrated Thanksgiving. South of the border, it was just another day at work. We sent a Mooseclean’s reporter to Buffalo, New York to ask Americans what they thought of our holiday. “Monday was Thanksgiving for you all?”… Continue Reading →

Donovan, Holidays

Frosty the Snowman canonized by Catholic Church

December 29, 2018Contributor Leave a Comment

VATICAN CITY—Frosty the Snowman is a fairy tale they say, but don’t tell that to the Roman Catholic Church. After decades of debate, the famed jolly, happy soul is not only accepted as canonical, but was officially declared divine by… Continue Reading →

Holidays, Religion, Weather

What’s Haunting Toronto this Halloween?

October 31, 2018Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

Toronto has some demons that need to be exorcised. This Halloween, let’s take a look at who and what is haunting the citizens of Ontario’s capital. Jian Gomeshi. Every time he tires to make a comeback, people relive the Q… Continue Reading →

Donovan, Holidays, Politics

God Planning Epic April Fools’ Joke for Easter Sunday

March 30, 2018Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

WORLD—This coming Sunday, two important events will take place simultaneously: Easter and April Fools’ Day. God said he plans to honour the coincidence with a legendary joke. “When I realized that Easter Sunday would fall on April Fools’ for the… Continue Reading →

Donovan, Holidays, Religion

Men reminded to plan now for post-holiday estrangement

December 25, 2017Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

Photo: Wonderlane (CC BY 2.0) It’s that time of year again: a time of warmth and togetherness and giving and good cheer—or so the media would have you believe. But for those of us living in reality, we know it’s… Continue Reading →

Finance, Holidays, Life, Panache

Carolers Accuse “Baby it’s Cold Outside” of Sexual Misconduct

December 24, 2017Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

TORONTO—A group of carolers is accusing the classic holiday song “Baby It’s Cold Outside” of sexual misconduct. Inspired by the #MeToo movement, the singers say the time has come to retire the predatory tune. “The male voice in the song… Continue Reading →

Donovan, Holidays

The Night After Christmas

December 18, 2017Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

illustration by J Craig Melia

‘Twas the night after Christmas, when all through the house
Was an orgy of presents, worth more than… the house;
The Xbox was stuffed up the chimney with care,
For fear that the repo-man soon would be there;

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Books, Holidays, Panache

Galaxy Note 7 rebrands as Yule Log

October 17, 2016Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

SOUTH KOREA—Samsung halted production of its beleaguered Galaxy Note 7 on Tuesday.  Known as the Ford Pinto of smartphones, the Note 7 and its replacement model sometimes burst into flames.

Business, Donovan, Holidays, Technology

Rain hampers annual Filipino cull

January 1, 2016Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

Photo: Paolo Dala (CC BY-SA) Despite a record effort to wipe themselves out–including a Guinness Book attempt by religious group Iglesia ni Cristo to launch more than 700,000 fireworks–the Filipino New Year death and injury toll amounted to less than… Continue Reading →

Culture, Holidays, Life, Panache, World

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