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UPDATED | Mooseclean’s writers strike enters second month

August 2, 2016Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

After repeated excuses by Mooseclean’s management attributing the recent freeze on published content to laziness and drunkness of its nomadic, indigent, largely illiterate staff, the current paralysis of the newsrag is now being attributed to an apparent walkout.

Media, Panache, Poverty

Fake News No Longer Funny

June 3, 2016Contributor Leave a Comment

OTTAWA—Writers of parody news were saddened to learn this week that merely writing their stories in the clipped, authoritative style of the Associated Press does not make them funny.

Contributed, Media

CBC wants sensitivity training for Borel after she rips them a new one

May 18, 2016Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

Image credit: CBC TORONTO—After having her sexual assault charges against Jian Gomeshi settled by peace bond last week, Kathryn Borel made a statement to the media.  In the wake of what she said, the CBC is demanding Borel undergo sensitivity… Continue Reading →

Crime, Donovan, Media, Sex

Jian Ghomeshi ready to Hatefuck Your Morning with new webcast

November 26, 2015Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

Photo: Brenda Lee, flickr. From the basement of his mother’s home in Thornhill, Ontario, disgraced former ‘Q’ host Jian Ghomeshi is quietly rebuilding his media empire. Capitalizing on his new reputation within the public consciousness, the fired CBC radio host… Continue Reading →

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Clean Reader app eradicates “dirty bits” in fiction

April 3, 2015Jennifer Bell Leave a Comment

The Clean Reader app, developed by an ultra-religious Christian couple from Idaho, claims to sanitize written works by removing ‘offensive’ swears and other ‘vulgar’ language.

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Bell, Books, Media, Technology

Reporter routinely plagiarizes self to meet deadlines

March 20, 2015Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

Confident in the belief that no one will care—or even notice—given his relative obscurity and the short attention span of the public at large, ‘Russell L.’ [not his real name] frequently resubmits variations of his previous stories.

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Local, Media, Panache

Sun News shutdown causes Mad Cow in Alberta

February 16, 2015Dan Walton Leave a Comment

The sudden end to the Sun News Network, more commonly referred to as Fox North, has prompted an outbreak of Mad Cow Disease at an Alberta farm.

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Food, Media, Science, Walton
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