Wiggles reinvent as ‘Wiggers’ to recapture popularity with aging fanbase
"It's been a long road," says Anthony Field. Since founding The Wiggles in 1991, he's run the gamut from obscurity to fame and from grief to joy, then back again.
Springsteen’s “I’m On Fire” still #1 with pedophiles
Thirty years after its release as the fourth single from his album Born in the U.S.A, The Boss is still tops with child molesters and kiddie pornographers, according to new…
Whites agree to surrender Blues in exchange for return of NBA
In a bid to resolve a bitter feud which has persisted for generations, whites and blacks are in tense negotiations over the rightful division of key cultural communal properties, primarily…
Former teen gospel singer to headline NFL half-time show
In an attempt to increase beer sales during half-time, NFL executives have booked Katy Perry to perform at the 49th annual Super Bowl.
Iron Maiden to close Ottawa Jazzfest
OTTAWA—Tearing a page from the book of Ottawa Bluesfest festival director Mark Monahan, the organizers of Jazzfest have made a last-minute announcement that geriatric heavy metal act Iron Maiden will…
Juno Awards nominees no surprise – Not even a little
TORONTO—The 2014 Juno Awards nominees were announced this week. The list came as a surprise to nobody. All the usual suspects litter the roster of Canada’s best musicians. Hedley? Yep.…
Bell Canada’s Depeche Mode cover singer believed to be real cause of death of Philip Seymour Hoffman
Believed at first to be heroin, Mooseclean’s has learned that something far more terrifying and insidious really killed actor Philip Seymour Hoffman. “He thought it was Max Headroom when he…
Ford is a super, super, super, super, super, super, super dancer
TORONTO—Earlier this week, Rob Ford regaled city council with two disingenuous apologies and a handcuff pantomime. But the real highlight of the day was when the council floor rocked out…
Stephen Harper’s Twelve Days of Christmas
with inspiration from Sharon Dunn On the first day of Christmas The PM gave to me Some muzzles for his own MPs On the second day of Christmas The PM…
University tackles question: ‘What Does the Fox Say?’
OTTAWA—Ever since Norwegian comedy duo Ylvis released their smash hit The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?), academics have been working hard to answer the question. At Carleton University, the…