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Ottawa residents are used to little fix-it projects: pothole filling, tree trimming, sewer line repairs... But if you've been commuting in Ottawa recently, you may have wondered if the delays…
OTTAWA—A Toronto man has been charged with mischief and uttering threats after leaving a suspicious package in a building housing the Prime Minister's Office.
OTTAWA—An undisclosed number of vehicles belonging the Canadian Armed Forces are MIA since undergoing routine maintenance, Minister of National Defence Rob Nicholson revealed today.
In a new initiative to address a serious loophole—and not just some cheap stunt to bolster his sagging approval ratings—Prime Minister Stephen Harper announced a radical change to political dress…
Canadians from coast-to-coast-to-coast are rightly shining a spotlight on Senate expenses. While excuses such as confusion over one’s home—a principle children across the country master shortly after potty-training—are laughable, a…
OTTAWA—In separate press conferences held today, Kumon Math and Reading Centres and Sylvan Learning Centres of Ottawa both announced the availability of free remedial mathematics courses for any Canadian Senators…
The Prime Minister has greenlit a secret project intended to deter future recurrances of expense travel scandals. First conceived of in response to former Minister of National Defence Peter MacKay's…
OTTAWA—Drunken, slurred reports were overheard at the Parliament Pub late Tuesday night (possibly early Wednesday morning) that pedophile basher and Minister of Public Safety Vic Toews, 60, will retire today,…
OTTAWA—“Most people think their stuff is more important than other peoples’ stuff,” says Sheldon Vestige. “In my case, it’s actually true.” Vestige, a product demonstrator and infamous public transit rights…
OTTAWA—It seems that Radio-Canada is here to stay. Last week's statement by executive vice-president Louis Lalande that claimed "From now on we're just 'here', at least for now" has been…