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Take Off, Hoser! Bob and Doug Blast Into Space

June 2, 2020Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

ISS—Bob Behnken and Doug Hurley rode the SpaceX Crew Dragon spacecraft to the International Space Station, docking on Sunday. That’s right—Bob and Doug went to space. The US press has largely referred to the crew as “Bob and Doug”. Here… Continue Reading →

Donovan, Science, Travel

Excuse to Humble Brag Brings Comfort During Isolation

April 3, 2020Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

Just because you’re stuck at home doesn’t mean you have to appear lame. Unable to post pictures from hot restaurants, exclusive parties, and exotic travel destinations, people have found a way to still appear cool and hopefully inspire jealousy in… Continue Reading →

Donovan, Health, Travel

Miserable Bastard, Scheming Bitch, Daft Prick Among Plane Crash Casualties

March 12, 2019Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

In perusing the accolades for victims of airline tragedy, its easy to wonder why it inordinately claims only the best and brightest of our society: scholars, pacifists, humanitarians, mediators, scientists, animal lovers, volunteers, mentors, and cruciverbalists. It’s with a sense… Continue Reading →

Death, Feelgood, Travel

Exoplanets agree to turn off lights, act like nobody’s home

February 26, 2017Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

NASA—Astronomers have found seven Earth-sized planets that they hope will reveal life beyond our globe.  Area inhabitants are not amused. “Oh, for Zasafron’s sake!” said TRAPPIST-1e alien Muhammad, choosing to use a name Earthlings would be able to comprehend.  “Back… Continue Reading →

Culture, Donovan, Science, Technology, Travel

Pot to stay on the streets illegally ahead of proposed new regulations

April 13, 2016Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

Photo: Alex Guibord, flickr (CC BY 2.0) Despite a recent warning from Canada’s toke-friendly prime minister that marijuana will continue to be illegal in this country until a strong regulatory framework is created, pot users and dealers nationwide are declining… Continue Reading →

Canada, Drugs, Entertainment, Justin Trudeau, Law, Panache, Travel

Head of anti-terrorism in Egypt: Oops

September 23, 2015Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

CAIRO—On September 13, eight Mexican nationals were killed in a case of mistaken identity.  While traveling  in Egypt’s Western Desert, the group was confused with Islamist terrorists.  Mooseclean’s sat down with the head of anti-terrorism in Egypt, Khaled Mubarak, to ask some questions about the incident.

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Crime, Donovan, Travel

Cabbies still drive like jerks in their spare time: study

May 20, 2015Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

News from Concordia University now confirms what many have long suspected: taxi drivers still drive like… well, taxi drivers whether they’re in their cab or not.

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Life, Panache, Pulse of the Nation, Travel

Uber driver has car trouble, calls cab

April 6, 2015Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

Last week, Uber driver George Williams needed a ride.  En route to pick up a customer, his car broke down.  Williams was able to pull off into a parking lot, but then had to make a decision…

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Business, Donovan, Travel

Germanwings 9525 co-pilot crashed plane in passive-aggressive hissy-fit, authorities say

March 30, 2015Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

After previously suggesting that Germanwings co-pilot Andreas Lubitz had crashed Flight 9525 in order to earn a higher standing within the Church of Satan, French and German authorities now say that it was intended as revenge on the Captain, Patrick Sondenheimer.

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Crime, Health, Panache, Travel

Germanwings 9525 co-pilot collected Satan Club points, authorities say

March 26, 2015Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

After shooting down theories of terrorism, French and German authorities now say that Germanwings co-pilot Andreas Lubitz was trying to accumulate points to earn a higher standing within the Church of Satan.

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Crime, Life, Panache, Religion, Travel

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