Wiggles reinvent as ‘Wiggers’ to recapture popularity with aging fanbase
"It's been a long road," says Anthony Field. Since founding The Wiggles in 1991, he's run the gamut from obscurity to fame and from grief to joy, then back again.
Google Doc aims to assist, replace physicians
In the latest initiative to make itself completely indispensable to the human race, Google has announced beta availability for its new physician replacement app.
Local man saddened that women unimpressed by testicles dangling from trailer hitch
Larry Anderson, 39, is a man in search of answers. Staring pensively out of the window of his blue Dodge Ram, his eyes search his surroundings for clues.
Cabbies still drive like jerks in their spare time: study
News from Concordia University now confirms what many have long suspected: taxi drivers still drive like... well, taxi drivers whether they're in their cab or not.
Latent racism evident in modern laundry sorting and storage
Segregation is alive and well at the Gravelle residence. White towels upstairs; coloured towels downstairs.
Man reluctantly buys photo albums he plans not to appear in
It's the eve of his one month anniversary and Osvaldo Graham is digging through the bargain bin at the local big box store at the behest of his wannabe fiancée,…
Looters and vandals anxious for arrival of more bad news so rioting can resume
As streets were cleaned and businesses re-built yesterday in the wake of the latest bout of public destruction of property and robbery downtown, thugs, thieves and other malcontents expressed their…
Muslims still obviously responsible for Germanwings crash, common sense suggests
Wherever disaster strikes, a guilty brown man is somewhere nearby, or so we are often led to believe. There's no convincing some people that Muslims aren't the root of all…
Risk of losing election is valid use of Contingency Fund, Harper says
Faced with criticism that Finance Minister Joe Oliver used 'financial sleight-of-hand' to balance the federal budget by reducing the size of the annual contingency fund from $3-billion to a mere…
Germanwings 9525 co-pilot crashed plane in passive-aggressive hissy-fit, authorities say
After previously suggesting that Germanwings co-pilot Andreas Lubitz had crashed Flight 9525 in order to earn a higher standing within the Church of Satan, French and German authorities now say…