Engagement Season Survival Tips
Yes, it’s the holiday season. But there’s also another season upon us. Engagement season. It’s important to both honor the excitement of newly-engaged friends, while also shielding yourself from the…
My Answer: Blessed are the meek
Dear Readers: As Mr. Graham is now quite elderly and in poor health, he is occasionally given to frankness and blunt language that may seem uncharacteristic. Please forgive him, as…
Local liquor store lifts ban on four alcoholics
After rejecting four frequent customers for a period ranging from eight months to three years, the liquor retail outlet at the Important Inn has decided to relax some of its…
Stephen Harper’s Twelve Days of Christmas
with inspiration from Sharon Dunn On the first day of Christmas The PM gave to me Some muzzles for his own MPs On the second day of Christmas The PM…
Bergen favours removing long-gun registry, continued prohibition
CORNWALL—Conservative MP for Portage-Lisgar (Manitoba) and Minister of State for Social Development Candace Bergen met in the Cornwall Legion for the local Conservative Association fall breakfast.
Sochi Olympics to be shot on dash cams
SOCHI, RUSSIA—The Olympic Broadcasting Services announced today that the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi will be broadcast via dashboard-mounted camera. Known formally as “videoregistrators”, the ubiquitous cameras are poised to…
‘Lawless’ resort opening in remote corners of Canada
Fairmont Hotels and Resorts has announced the construction of a brand-new hospitality and outdoor-activity resort which will encompass southern property in the territories of Nunavut and Northwest Territories, as well…
Senators, MPs support bill to limit PM’s power over bus waiting lounge
with files from amiableCDN OTTAWA—While Ontario MP Michael Chong's controversial private member's bill to reform Parliament has so far failed to garner the widespread support he had hoped, all is…