Local liquor store lifts ban on four alcoholics
After rejecting four frequent customers for a period ranging from eight months to three years, the liquor retail outlet at the Important Inn has decided to relax some of its…
‘Lawless’ resort opening in remote corners of Canada
Fairmont Hotels and Resorts has announced the construction of a brand-new hospitality and outdoor-activity resort which will encompass southern property in the territories of Nunavut and Northwest Territories, as well…
Public confused, titilated by “Women on Top” awards
with files from amiableCDN Today the Women’s eXecutive Network announced the winners of the WXN "Women on Top" awards, honouring Canada’s 100 most dominant women in the private, public and…
Feckless physician stunned by success of last-ditch veterinary venture
From the Mooseclean's 'Feelgood Files', a story of triumph after adversity. LOCAL—"I'll admit it," revealed Dr. Hamish Masdit. "I was one step away from being one of those cruise ship…
Employer rejects resume laced with drug references
LOCAL—Citing several obvious references to illegal street drugs, A Cut Above butcher shop owner Alan Martin chose not to hire applicant Jeff Bothwell as a prep assistant.
Dell to release expanded line of scented laptops
ROUND ROCK, Texas—Disappointed by the negative public reaction Dell received for their initial foray into the emerging scented laptop market, founder, chairman and CEO Michael Dell announced the company is…
Tiger Woods plays with own balls, Nike says
WASHINGTON COUNTY, Oregon— After losing their appeal in federal court, Nike Inc. has been forced to publicly admit the sorry truth: Tiger's balls are not for sale. Not to anyone,…
Target Canada using inventory shortage to drive demand
US retailing giant Target came to Canada with much fanfare over the summer of 2013. Canadian customers have long flocked to Target’s US stores to stock up on chic offerings…
Survey finds subways dirtier after cleaning jobs were cut
NEW YORK—According to the latest report card issued by the NYC Transit Authority, both subway cars and subway stations have become distinctly more cluttered. The report cards are based on…
Weight loss firm’s social media outreach campaign disappoints
TORONTO—After mounting a novel campaign to lure new customers on Twitter, a nationwide weight loss and nutrition company is conceding defeat.