University tackles question: ‘What Does the Fox Say?’
OTTAWA—Ever since Norwegian comedy duo Ylvis released their smash hit The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?), academics have been working hard to answer the question. At Carleton University, the…
Critics doubt Rob Ford’s confession he smoked crack
TORONTO—Hot on the heels of his admission that he used crack cocaine, critics of beleaguered Mayor Rob Ford are already expressing skepticism.
Rob Ford approves release of non-existent video
TORONTO—Having recanted his earlier assertion that Toronto's Police Chief did not exist, Mayor-for-the-meantime Rob Ford is now apologizing, hat in hand.
Ottawa mayor gets coupon book, decides to rebuild everything
Ottawa residents are used to little fix-it projects: pothole filling, tree trimming, sewer line repairs... But if you've been commuting in Ottawa recently, you may have wondered if the delays…
Rob Ford denies existence of Toronto Police chief Bill Blair
TORONTO—Toronto Mayor Rob Ford amended his list of denials today to include the non-existence of Toronto's chief of police.
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford unmasked on Halloween?
TORONTO—On October 31st, Toronto Police confirmed they had a video that appears to show Toronto mayor Rob Ford smoking crack. Trick? Or Treat? Mooseclean’s took to the streets of Toronto…
Woman lists cat as emergency contact
ALBERTA—Canmore resident Shirley Best is marching to the beat of her own drum. After years of struggling with who to name as an emergency contact, she finally settled on her…
Lawyer’s attorney says client is ‘not that guilty’
Vancouver's top-earning lawyer representing people who can't afford legal counsel is facing disciplinary measures after a routine audit discovered he had logged a 29 hour day, and over 20 hours…
Boyfriend deemed dead weight
TORONTO—Annex resident Holly Lola came to a realization over the long weekend. All of her boyfriend’s quirks that used to be so endearing are now just irksome. “Yeah, I’m not…
Man charged after bag left near PMO
OTTAWA—A Toronto man has been charged with mischief and uttering threats after leaving a suspicious package in a building housing the Prime Minister's Office.