Newer, even better version of Sammy Yatim shooting emerges
TORONTO—New video footage of the Sammy Yatim shooting has surfaced, Mooseclean's has learned. This time in crisp, clear high definition.
Ford outraged by Sammy Yatim shooting
TORONTO—Addressing media at a press conference late Tuesday, Mayor Rob Ford expressed anger and embarrassment over his police department's fatal shooting of a young man on a Toronto streetcar.
Dryers suspected in Ontario women’s underwear thefts
HAMILTON TOWNSHIP, Ontario—After investigating a number of persons of interest in relation to a rash of unusual thefts in and around the Town of Cobourg, Northumberland O.P.P. now have suspects…
Russian court sentences dead lawyer to life in prison retroactively
MOSCOW—Sergei Magnitsky, a Russian attorney imprisoned and awaiting trial for suspected tax evasion, was unexpectedly released last week after his cellmate found him unresponsive. Doctors later discovered he was suffering…
Texas teen gets death penalty for suicide attempt
AMARILLO—Teenager Sally Sulky has been given the death penalty by a Texas judge for taking 8 aspirin with a can of cola in a failed suicide bid. When asked why…
Public divided over Zimmerman trial entertainment value
Viewers of the George Zimmerman second degree murder trial are on the fence about whether or not they should've invested 3 weeks of their lives into the show.
Clueless parent pledges to defend neurotic child ‘at any cost’
WINNIPEG—The father of a 20-year-old Winnipeg woman arrested for hitting a man and his small child with her car, then biting a police officer who sought to intervene, says the…
U.S.-Mexico drug tunnel discovered
SAN DIEGO, California—Authorities reported today the discovery of a five-foot-wide underground tunnel that they believe to be the work of traffickers operating along the U.S.-Mexican border. In addition to providing…
Courtney Love is ‘the voice of reason’ in Amanda Bynes vagina slapping brouhaha
It's a tough job being Amanda Bynes these days. Once the darling of Nickelodeon, she went on to make a number of forgettable movies, fail miserably as a fashion designer,…
Ex-Walmart employee pleads guilty to fraud
FORT SMITH, Arkansas—A “valued, part-time Associate” employee of Walmart Stores Inc. has admitted to stealing an estimated $5,000 in cheap foreign-made merchandise from the world’s largest retailer. Tim Conklin, 67,…