The Cosby Show to return to TV?
HOLLYWOOD—NBC announced recently that Bill Cosby is working on a return to television. Just the thought of the venerable Heathcliff Huxtable once more gracing the small screen sets nostalgic hearts…
Iron Maiden to close Ottawa Jazzfest
OTTAWA—Tearing a page from the book of Ottawa Bluesfest festival director Mark Monahan, the organizers of Jazzfest have made a last-minute announcement that geriatric heavy metal act Iron Maiden will…
Miley Cyrus lights herself on fire and runs into a fireworks factory, killing 75
Photo: Hot Gossip Italia, flickr. Millions were saddened today to learn of the apparent death of musician, actress, and freakshow spectacle Miley Cyrus, via a written story by Christopher Hooton…
Quantum physicists agree to settle dispute with MMA fight
Interpretations of the infamous double-slit experiment in quantum mechanics have polarized scientists for decades. Now, two prominent pioneers in the world of quantum mechanics, Dr. Alan Heisenbohr and Dr. Richard…
Boob Tube Barrage
There’s a new phenomenon in home entertainment, and it’s adversely affecting Canada’s television viewing population. Known as Missed Show Anxiety (MSA), it’s collapsing leisure time and putting countless people on…
Strippers embarrassed to work with Patrick Brazeau
OTTAWA—Bare Fax Gentleman’s Club, the strip bar currently being managed by disgraced Senator Patrick Brazeau, has seen a number of dancers quit recently, saying they are just too embarrassed to…
Rob Ford has Hollywood career to fall back on
The answer to why Mayor Rob Ford has been spending time recently in California instead of focusing on Toronto has been revealed, as Disney announced Monday that Ford is being…
King for a Day
TORONTO—A replica of the Iron Throne, from the popular HBO series Game of Thrones, came to CTV Agincourt this week and half the building lost its shit. Promo producer Jeff…
Astronaut has opportunity to meet Alex Van Hamme
Photo: Alex Van Hamme Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield enjoyed the opportunity to meet Mooseclean’s writer Alex Van Hamme at a Chapters bookstore this weekend. “He’s way nicer than I thought…
Study finds 75% of pay-per-view buyers don’t perceive a difference between UFC and gay porn
A new study by an independent marketing firm has discovered that 75% of the pay-per-view sales from the recent UFC 169 event were from people who thought they were ordering…