Ford outraged by Sammy Yatim shooting
TORONTO—Addressing media at a press conference late Tuesday, Mayor Rob Ford expressed anger and embarrassment over his police department's fatal shooting of a young man on a Toronto streetcar.
Loblaws to share shelves with Shoppers… for now
TORONTO—Loblaws has announced a $12.4 billion deal to acquire Shoppers Drug Mart, pending shareholder approval. Mooseclean’s had a chance to sit down with Galen G. Weston, executive chairman of Loblaw…
Best Mayor Ever
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford holds the cookie we baked, proclaiming him "Best Mayor" in Canada, and perhaps best mayor anywhere, ever. Mooseclean's also sent him a love note in honour…
Ford decrees that pie charts be made with real pie
TORONTO—Citing confusion over his understanding of the amount of funding that the Province of Ontario would be contributing to Toronto's subway extension into Scarborough, Mayor Rob Ford has introduced a…
Mayor Rob Ford refuses to add canoe lanes to Toronto roads
with illustration & reporting by finklebottom TORONTO—If the aftermath of Monday's flood in Toronto, where a month's worth of rain fell on the city within a few hours, environmentalists and…
City of Toronto ‘a social experiment’, scientist admits
TORONTO—Even casual observers of the developments in Toronto over the years must at some time have thought, "Is this for real?" Now, we can definitely say, "No. It wasn't." Dr.…
Are LCBO employees too drunk to tweet?
TORONTO—After announcing a record breaking 4.9 billion dollar profit in alcohol sales, the Liquor Control Board of Ontario is at a bit of a loss to explain the rather underwhelming…
Toronto woman charged with throwing drink at Mayor, missing
TORONTO—Yes, here's yet another chapter in the sordid life of Rob Ford, which apparently you never tire of hearing about given the enormous number of reads and clickthroughs we recieve…
Canada’s city mayors support Ford
TORONTO—"Everything is going fine," Rob Ford has said. "I'm keeping taxes low. I've saved a billion dollars. I've been keeping crack off Toronto streets nearly single-handedly. Things are great." But…
Rob Ford just trying to keep drugs off the street
TORONTO—In an unprecedented turn of events today regarding the alleged Rob Ford crack video, the Toronto Mayor revealed it's all true, stating that he was just doing his civic duty…