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Take Off, Hoser! Bob and Doug Blast Into Space

June 2, 2020Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

ISS—Bob Behnken and Doug Hurley rode the SpaceX Crew Dragon spacecraft to the International Space Station, docking on Sunday. That’s right—Bob and Doug went to space. The US press has largely referred to the crew as “Bob and Doug”. Here… Continue Reading →

Donovan, Science, Travel

Excuse to Humble Brag Brings Comfort During Isolation

April 3, 2020Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

Just because you’re stuck at home doesn’t mean you have to appear lame. Unable to post pictures from hot restaurants, exclusive parties, and exotic travel destinations, people have found a way to still appear cool and hopefully inspire jealousy in… Continue Reading →

Donovan, Health, Travel

Howard Hughes COVID-19 Icon

March 26, 2020Molly Donovan 1 Comment

NORTH AMERICA—As North Americans face the difficulties of living through a global pandemic, a man formerly regarded as a paranoid shut-in is now being held up as an example. Live like Howard Hughes is a new campaign being embraced across… Continue Reading →

Culture, Donovan, Health

Influencer Convinces Followers Corona beer tied to coronavirus

February 6, 2020Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

TORONTO—Corona beer sales have plummeted since an influencer drew a direct connection between the popular import and the coronavirus outbreak. Now the marketer and distributor of Corona products in Canada is on the defensive. “I heard you can catch the… Continue Reading →

Donovan, Health

Toronto Commuters Forced to Navigate Giant Ice Sheet

December 19, 2019Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

TORONTO—Public transit riders in Toronto have a new annoyance they can add to a long list of commuting complaints. Since late November, people using Union Station have had to contend with a giant sheet of ice outside the main entrance.… Continue Reading →

Donovan, Toronto, Weather

Parents Argue Over Culturally Relevant Halloween Costume

October 30, 2019Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

CALGARY—Parents Shareem and Todd Wilson remain deadlocked in a debate over what their child should be for Halloween. The pressure to balance edgy with cute in a way that will attract the right kind of jealous attention has caused a… Continue Reading →

Culture, Donovan, Holidays

Americans Wary of Undefined Thanksgiving Traditions

October 15, 2019Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

Buffalo, NY—Recently, Canadians celebrated Thanksgiving. South of the border, it was just another day at work. We sent a Mooseclean’s reporter to Buffalo, New York to ask Americans what they thought of our holiday. “Monday was Thanksgiving for you all?”… Continue Reading →

Donovan, Holidays

Canada is a Food Dessert in the Cookie Peddling Game

October 7, 2019Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

CANADA—The Girl Guides in Canada have been selling cookies since 1927. South of the border, Girl Scouts started selling cookies in 1917. How has this 10-year gap become a commercial chasm? In the USA, Girl Scouts offer a dozen varieties… Continue Reading →

Business, Donovan, Food

Diners Demand a Return to Meat-Based Meat

August 29, 2019Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

CANADA—The new wave of plant-based meat is not everyone’s cup of chili. Across the nation, diners are demanding a return to meat-based meat. “I was at a barbeque last weekend and the host gave me this hamburger,” said Anna-Lisa Strovinski… Continue Reading →

Donovan, Environment, Food

Oddsmaker Sees Opportunity in Future Mass Shootings

August 7, 2019Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

LAS VEGAS—Are you feeling lucky? They lay your money down and roll the dice. Mass shootings in America have reached the big time and citizens can finally cash in. In just 13 hours, shooters killed more than 30 people in… Continue Reading →

Death, Donovan, Games

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