Letters to the editor: Pork is evil
Yesterday I was eating a ham sandwich and I had another stark realization. Pork is evil. As wide as the gulf of understanding may be between the Muslims and the…
Bill Cosby to star in The Vagina Monologues
HOLLYWOOD—In an effort to rehabilitate his waning reputation, Bill Cosby has signed on to do a cross-country tour of The Vagina Monologues.
The Interview – Sony pulls off biggest marketing stunt ever
Sony is not the only company to attempt to profit from a Kim Jong Un strategy, as this billboard from online dating service Ashley Madison proves. (Photo credit: teakwood, flickr.)…
Feds update definition of “impoverished”
As the Government of Canada continues modernizing throughout the 21st century, the definition for a household income below $30,000 has evolved from "low-income" into "peasant." During a press conference at…
Taliban terrorists’ buttholes added to Allah’s “72 Virgins” roster
Photo credit: FS1 - Community TV Salzburg (flickr). JANNAH—Following the horrific massacre of 132 students at Army Public School in Peshawar, God Himself has spoken out against the Taliban.
“Can’t Touch This!” and other handy tips from Buckingham Palace
British Royals Prince William and Kate Middleton were in New York City recently. As part of their first visit to the Big Apple, the couple attended a Brooklyn Nets/Cleveland Cavaliers…
New Age Guru badly beaten in Toronto
New Age guru and best-selling author Irving Lanslinger is recovering in hospital after being badly beaten by several masked men following a seminar he gave in Toronto. Lanslinger was walking…