You’re not always “Richer Than You Think”
Edwin and Mavis O’Connor had been watching those Scotiabank commercials for the last year where “ordinary” people went in with their financial documents and walked out happy, “richer than they…
Conservative ladies shocked at Harper Hamilton rally
The Christian Conservative Senior Ladies Association was not happy with Stephen Harper’s performance at his latest rally in Hamilton.
Coca-Cola corporation sued for name discrimination
Documents filed in Supreme Court today, reveal that the Coca-Cola Corporation is being sued in civil division for an unprecedented one hundred million dollars. The Statement of Claim reveals that…
Workers held hostage for Harper campaign stop
As he is wont to do lately, Prime Minister Stephen Harper has been visiting various industrial plants (what is left of them) around the country campaigning and making policy statements.
“Crazy Town” Circus returns to Toronto
It’s not often that the same circus comes to town more than once a year, but this one is an exception. Crazy Town1 circus left Toronto briefly in early May…
2018 Olympic Canadian bobsled team announcement
Arnold Gallant of Halifax has decided to make himself and his buddy Dave Andrews participants at the next Winter Olympics, Gallant announced today. “Yeah, so I’m sitting on the couch…
Santa to Mayor Ford: “Don’t Rain On My Parade”
For the first time ever, Santa Claus has issued a Press Release, a Special Statement, from the North Pole. This missive was received by Mooseclean’s today, just a day before…
Urgent Appeal – Save the Senator
This is Pamela. Pamela doesn’t know how to fill out basic travel expense forms. As a result, Pam has racked up over $300,000 in fraudulent travel expenses. Pam had a…
Atlantic Lottery says, “Hey! What the hell… It’s only money and it’s not ours.”
The Government of PEI recently revealed that they had given the Atlantic Lottery Corporation $4M to secure the rights from a British company for the use of the lottery game…