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The Night After Christmas

December 18, 2017Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

illustration by J Craig Melia

‘Twas the night after Christmas, when all through the house
Was an orgy of presents, worth more than… the house;
The Xbox was stuffed up the chimney with care,
For fear that the repo-man soon would be there;

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Books, Holidays, Panache

Conspiracy theorists argue U.S. lied about finding Bin Laden’s bookshelf

June 3, 2015Matt Colella Leave a Comment

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Local podcast host Tom Doory is arguing that the discovery of Osama Bin Laden’s bookshelf is a blatant lie, and that the government may have covered up actually finding the bookshelf years ago.

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Books, Colella, democracy, Life, Politics, Religion, World

Clean Reader app eradicates “dirty bits” in fiction

April 3, 2015Jennifer Bell Leave a Comment

The Clean Reader app, developed by an ultra-religious Christian couple from Idaho, claims to sanitize written works by removing ‘offensive’ swears and other ‘vulgar’ language.

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Bell, Books, Media, Technology

50 Ways to Beat Your Lover

February 18, 2015Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

The Hollywood adaptation of the erotic novel 50 Shades of Grey had an explosive opening night and engorged sales over the weekend.  What’s less expected is the collateral impact the franchise has had beyond book and ticket sales.  Here are some surprising ways 50 Shades of Grey has exerted its authority.

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Books, Culture, Donovan, Lists, Movies

Dick and Jane file for divorce, ending successful marriage, partnership

February 13, 2015Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

For most of his life, Dick Perkins has lived in the public eye, or at least under those eyes still learning to read.

“I didn’t have a normal childhood. How could I? Long before reality television, there I was—living my life on the written page. Everything I did was captured in stories for other people’s education.”

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Books, Life, Panache, World

New Age Guru badly beaten in Toronto

December 12, 2014Alex Van Hamme Leave a Comment

New Age guru and best-selling author Irving Lanslinger is recovering in hospital after being badly beaten by several masked men following a seminar he gave in Toronto. 

Lanslinger was walking back to his hotel after giving a talk to a sold out crowd about the powers of manifesting wealth and happiness through positive thinking…

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Books, Canada, Entertainment, Van Hamme

Astronaut has opportunity to meet Alex Van Hamme

April 2, 2014Alex Van Hamme Leave a Comment

Photo: Alex Van Hamme Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield enjoyed the opportunity to meet Mooseclean’s writer Alex Van Hamme at a Chapters bookstore this weekend. “He’s way nicer than I thought he would be,” said Hadfield. “He’d clearly been waiting in line for… Continue Reading →

Books, Canada, Entertainment, Science, Van Hamme

Book Fight Club

November 18, 2013Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

KAMLOOPS, B.C.—Amy Parsons was hosting her monthly book club Sunday night when discussion and laughter devolved into insults and fisticuffs. 

“I’m not really sure how it happened.  One minute, we were talking about the book Fight Club, and the next…” Parsons trailed off, dabbing at her bloody knee.

 

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Books, British Columbia, Canada, Crime, Donovan
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