Coffee houses burn in java gangland
OTTAWA—A bitter turf war between two rival upstarts and the industry powerhouses has seemingly resulted in another java joint burned to the ground.
Tentative meeting acceptance is most popular Outlook feature
Business loves Microsoft Outlook, and a massive study of public and private sector bureaucrats has confirmed what many already suspected. Managers enjoy the ability to assign tasks, send follow-ups, and…
Prawn captures pawn in mall checkmate
WEST VANCOUVER—Park Royal Shopping Centre has launched a counter-attack on some of its regulars. The mall recently banned chess players from using space meant for food court patrons. “Not since…
White Trash rebellion in wake of Walmart decision to charge for plastic bags
Beginning February 9, Walmart customers noticed a 5 cent per bag fee added to their “low, low prices” and many are not happy. “I am not happy,” Leona Jennings complained.…
Laser eye surgery clinic demands eyes of delinquent customers
Photo: National Eye Institute (CC BY-2.0) A local laser surgery clinic is alleged to have sent “threatening” letters to customers in arrears, demanding immediate payment to avoid the repossession of…
New Putin-inspired fragrances will smell like food, sports
The creator of “Leaders Number One”, a fragrance inspired by Vladimir Putin, has announced that additional scents inspired by the Russian president are already under development.
Quebec suicide-tourism industry saved by court decision
Cheap beer and wine sorbet keep this La Tuque resident sedated while she waits for her turn for the needle. (Photo: Morgan, CC BY 2.0) Montreal—A Quebec court upheld Canada’s…
Men’s group condemns Wal-Mart Christmas commercial
A new Mens’ group has blasted the latest Wal-Mart Christmas television ad. Chris Saunders of Men for Equality Respect Dignity & Empowerment (MERDE) has said that once again, the advertising…
Tory champion of truth and justice appointed UNBC chancellor
Ryan Matheson, Chair of the Board of Governors at the University of Northern British Columbia, proudly describes the institution’s selection of James Moore as the ‘natural choice’ for the role…
Playboy self-castrates
If you want to see a traditional centerfold, buy a Playboy magazine in the next few months. After March 2016, the publication will still showcase women in provocative poses, but…