Coca-Cola corporation sued for name discrimination
Documents filed in Supreme Court today, reveal that the Coca-Cola Corporation is being sued in civil division for an unprecedented one hundred million dollars. The Statement of Claim reveals that…
Indie coffee shop to open in basement of indie coffee shop
TORONTO—Yarn bomber and blogger Trish Austra likes coffee. She likes it enough to open a new coffee shop in the basement of an existing coffee shop.
Bathhouse demise leaves perverts out in the cold
TORONTO—After nearly 75 years in business, the Oak Leaf Steam Baths have closed down. Local perverts are not happy.
Competition Bureau investigating “Contractor for the Afterlife”
A local builder is claiming harassment by the federal government after his business was contacted by investigators from the Competition Bureau, an independent law enforcement agency that looks into potentially…
Victims of Capitalism Memorial to be housed in abandoned Target store
After resolutely refusing to yield to public outrage over the construction of the controversial Victims of Communism Memorial on land Parliament had approved for a new Federal Court building, the…
Wiggles reinvent as ‘Wiggers’ to recapture popularity with aging fanbase
"It's been a long road," says Anthony Field. Since founding The Wiggles in 1991, he's run the gamut from obscurity to fame and from grief to joy, then back again.
Google Doc aims to assist, replace physicians
In the latest initiative to make itself completely indispensable to the human race, Google has announced beta availability for its new physician replacement app.
Pan Am shirt debacle dubbed (Water) Polo-Gate
Ahead of the Pan Am games, Joe Fresh will need to give volunteers the shirt off its back. The clothier is on the hook after delivering a botched order of…
Man quits corporate job to dig ditches – boss still an asshole
Bill Overleigh had a six-figure income and worked 70-hour weeks. He dined at high-end restaurants and traveled first class. But he gave it all up because he thought the simple…
Toronto Maple Leafs sign Burger King as Head Coach and General Manager
The Toronto Maple Leafs have hired former Burger King mascot The Burger King to a 5 year deal. King is expected to take on both duties of the General Manager…