Public confused, titilated by “Women on Top” awards
with files from amiableCDN Today the Women’s eXecutive Network announced the winners of the WXN "Women on Top" awards, honouring Canada’s 100 most dominant women in the private, public and…
Bobbleheads will protect CBC jobs from Rogers goons, Lacroix says
with files from amiableCDN Rogers Sportsnet, the rookie team in the league of Canadian sports broadcasting, has checked its senior competitors into the boards. With their historic deal for NHL…
Saskatchewan proves it “still exists”
REGINA—With the 101st Grey Cup behind them, Regina natives can return to solidarity in good spirits knowing that their existence was confirmed for one day.
Unable to figure out latest Twitter update, student kills self
In yet another instance of social networking sites taking a toll on human life, Scott Thomas, a 27-year old student at the University of Regina, committed suicide last night after…
Rob Ford receiving advice from new advisory panel of ‘experts’
with files from amiableCDN and Kevin Phillips TORONTO—Beseiged by a now disloyal city council and a petition from 100,000 Torontonians demanding his resignation, Mayor-for-the-Meantime Rob Ford has assembled a team…
Book Fight Club
KAMLOOPS, B.C.—Amy Parsons was hosting her monthly book club Sunday night when discussion and laughter devolved into insults and fisticuffs. “I’m not really sure how it happened. One minute, we…
Santa to Mayor Ford: “Don’t Rain On My Parade”
For the first time ever, Santa Claus has issued a Press Release, a Special Statement, from the North Pole. This missive was received by Mooseclean’s today, just a day before…
Toronto in terror over purported Rob Ford sex video
TORONTO—Yes, Rob loves the ladies. But just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, multiple sources are now alleging that Mayor Rob Ford routinely enjoyed the company of prostitutes…
LGBT group decries FDA ban on Trans Fats
Trans Fats will be systematically eliminated from American society if a proposed ban by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration is given approval, according to an official news release on…
Quebec abandons sovereignty bid indefinitely
QUEBEC CITY—In an astounding turn of events today, the province of Quebec has formally announced that they are deferring their bid for sovereignty indefinitely amid concerns about increasing projected costs.