Reports of female teacher pedophiles arouse male readers
News breaking of adult school teachers having sex with minors will cause erections for the majority of male readers, providing the perpetrator is a lady. According to an Angus Reid…
Trudeau promises to reinstate voter fraud
OTTAWA - "It's a sad day for democracy," Justin Trudeau said shortly after the House of Commons passed the Fair Elections Act with a vote of 148-124. "When I'm Prime…
Driveway or Drive-Thru? Toronto townhouse complex mistaken for Tim Hortons
SCARBOROUGH—On the outskirts of Toronto’s urban sprawl, on the corner of a busy intersection, sits a small group of retail stores. Adjacent to this lot is the 56-unit Millwood Townhouse…
Letters to the editor: Road rage
Sometimes I miss having a car, but then something inevitably happens to remind me that things are no better whether you're a pedestrian or a motorist. For example, just today…
Strippers embarrassed to work with Patrick Brazeau
OTTAWA—Bare Fax Gentleman’s Club, the strip bar currently being managed by disgraced Senator Patrick Brazeau, has seen a number of dancers quit recently, saying they are just too embarrassed to…
Roll Up The Rim Regrets
TORONTO—Every February since 1986, a bright light has shone on the darkest part of the Canadian winter: Tim Hortons Roll Up The Rim To Win contest. And now that this…
Rob Ford has Hollywood career to fall back on
The answer to why Mayor Rob Ford has been spending time recently in California instead of focusing on Toronto has been revealed, as Disney announced Monday that Ford is being…
King for a Day
TORONTO—A replica of the Iron Throne, from the popular HBO series Game of Thrones, came to CTV Agincourt this week and half the building lost its shit. Promo producer Jeff…
Astronaut has opportunity to meet Alex Van Hamme
Photo: Alex Van Hamme Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield enjoyed the opportunity to meet Mooseclean’s writer Alex Van Hamme at a Chapters bookstore this weekend. “He’s way nicer than I thought…
Police make drug bust while searching for pedophile
OAKVILLE—A search for a black SUV connected with a ring of pedophiles believed to be operating in the Oakville area resulted in an unrelated drug bust early Wednesday morning. Sgt.…