Employer rejects resume laced with drug references
LOCAL—Citing several obvious references to illegal street drugs, A Cut Above butcher shop owner Alan Martin chose not to hire applicant Jeff Bothwell as a prep assistant.
Actor identified as woman’s voyeur
LOCAL—A woman who complained that her house was being watched for hours on end around the clock is relieved today that area police have identified the suspect.
Tornado tears through cemetery, hundreds dead
LOCAL—It was shortly before 11 a.m. on Sunday when the worst thing he imagined became reality. "We were there to visit Grandpa, my dog and me, when I saw the…
30-year friendship ends at altar
LOCAL—Martha and Jarvis met as children on the playground. They lived on the same block, went to the same schools, and attended universities in the same city, all the while…
Man steals clock, faces time
LOCAL—A man who reportedly spent 'hours staring' at a priceless grandfather clock in a downtown antique shop now faces time after being convicted for its theft, police say. Daryl Firkins,…
Abandoning all pretense, candidate runs on sign colour platform
LOCAL—Voters beware. The next candidate to arrive on your doorstep may have absolutely nothing to say other than "Vote for me!", if Fraser Young's campaign is the way of things…
Local man doesn’t know what to do with your newborn’s height and weight information
Steve Lamonte would like to make it clear that he has no idea what to do with your baby's stats and would appreciate it if you just kept it to…
Aspiring screenwriter has idea for film about an aspiring screenwriter
Barely able to contain his excitement to reporters, 35-year-old local aspiring screenwriter Josh Lay believes his film idea about an aspiring screenwriter is going to be the next Hollywood box-office…
Local man still only on Season 2 of Arrested Development
TORONTO—Darren Grant of Scarborough, Ontario is having a hard time relating to his peers as he is not fully caught up on the new season of Arrested Development released this…