Trudeau grants Osama Bin Laden Canadian citizenship postmortem
“This is a great day of Canada as we begin a new era of positivity,” beamed Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau as he granted Osama Bin Laden Canadian citizenship.
Fan relieved WWE tag team Uso’s explain cheer on way to ring
“There are just so many cheers to remember,” WWE superfan Ian Ironside said before Monday Night RAW. Just after their entrance and before they head down the ramp to the…
Canadian military retreats from Islamic State
Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced on Monday that the Canadian military prescence in Iraq and Syria will retreat from the Islamic State effective Feb. 22, 2016. Canada’s CF-18s will…
Medicine is the best medicine: Study
“There have been claims that laughter is the best medicine,” Dr. Karen Wong said earlier today. “Now we have empirical evidence showing that while laughter is good for you, it’s…
Sidney Crosby confuses Gatorade for gasoline
Yesterday, on his way home from the golf course, Sidney Crosby ran out of gas in his Range Rover and was temporarily stranded by the side of the road. “I…
Liberal plan for fairness can only be achieved with unfair majority
The Liberal Party unveiled their plan for fairness earlier this month and party leader Justin Trudeau was elated. “We’re really excited to bring this policy forward and hope Canadians will…
Woman receives first racial confirmation surgery
After a difficult operation Yuki Etienne can finally show the world her true colours. Yuki spent the past 12 years looking like her mother but thanks to the groundbreaking racial…
Trudeau to personally oversee heroin injection sites
Justin Trudeau announced his intention to open more supervised injection sites across Canada earlier last month to encourage and support heroin addicts to keep using the highly addictive, illegal and…
Toronto Maple Leafs sign Burger King as Head Coach and General Manager
The Toronto Maple Leafs have hired former Burger King mascot The Burger King to a 5 year deal. King is expected to take on both duties of the General Manager…
Ontario Liberals to continue teaching masturbation not math
A crowd of approximately 3,000 angry parents gathered in front of Queen’s Park in Toronto to protest the Ontario Liberal government and their radical sex-education program developed by a pedophile.