Cranberry sauce – A Thanksgiving dilemma
CANADA—Thanksgiving. A time to be thankful; to eat with the aim of achieving torpor. But within this noble holiday lurks an outlier. A food that’s a traditional part of the…
Canadian Tire Money goes digital: Big whoop
TORONTO—Canadian Tire has announced that its nationally recognizable store currency is going digital. And the prospect of rainbow-colored Canadian Tire money becoming obsolete triggered a gasp that was heard from…
Canada’s Anti-Spam Law will put your children behind bars
When Canada's Anti-Spam Law ("CASL") came into effect on July 1, 2014, Canadians were dancing in the streets. Parliamentarians would have us believe that this was entirely due to the…
Roll Up The Rim Regrets
TORONTO—Every February since 1986, a bright light has shone on the darkest part of the Canadian winter: Tim Hortons Roll Up The Rim To Win contest. And now that this…
Rehab is penicillin for your personality
It seems more and more celebrities are embracing rehab as an alternative to issuing an apology, going to jail or just being less of an asshole. Rehab for Old Hollywood…
Gravity isn’t Wallin’s fault
Canadians from coast-to-coast-to-coast are rightly shining a spotlight on Senate expenses. While excuses such as confusion over one’s home—a principle children across the country master shortly after potty-training—are laughable, a…
Newer, even better version of Sammy Yatim shooting emerges
TORONTO—New video footage of the Sammy Yatim shooting has surfaced, Mooseclean's has learned. This time in crisp, clear high definition.
Ford outraged by Sammy Yatim shooting
TORONTO—Addressing media at a press conference late Tuesday, Mayor Rob Ford expressed anger and embarrassment over his police department's fatal shooting of a young man on a Toronto streetcar.
Public divided over Zimmerman trial entertainment value
Viewers of the George Zimmerman second degree murder trial are on the fence about whether or not they should've invested 3 weeks of their lives into the show.
Local man doesn’t know what to do with your newborn’s height and weight information
Steve Lamonte would like to make it clear that he has no idea what to do with your baby's stats and would appreciate it if you just kept it to…