Rob Ford approves release of non-existent video
TORONTO—Having recanted his earlier assertion that Toronto's Police Chief did not exist, Mayor-for-the-meantime Rob Ford is now apologizing, hat in hand.
Rob Ford denies existence of Toronto Police chief Bill Blair
TORONTO—Toronto Mayor Rob Ford amended his list of denials today to include the non-existence of Toronto's chief of police.
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford unmasked on Halloween?
TORONTO—On October 31st, Toronto Police confirmed they had a video that appears to show Toronto mayor Rob Ford smoking crack. Trick? Or Treat? Mooseclean’s took to the streets of Toronto…
Man charged after bag left near PMO
OTTAWA—A Toronto man has been charged with mischief and uttering threats after leaving a suspicious package in a building housing the Prime Minister's Office.
Charter of Quebec Norms: Building on Charter of Values’ Success
The Quebec government is seeking to build on the success of the Charter of Quebec Values with a complimentary Charter of Quebec Norms.
Quebec Resident diagnosed with English speaking obsession beaten up
MONTREAL—Colin Clark, a 42 year old husband and father of three recently diagnosed with Obsessive-Compulsive English Speaking Disorder (OCESD), was rushed to the Montreal General Hospital suffering multiple injuries to…
Politicians to wear sponsorship identification
In a new initiative to address a serious loophole—and not just some cheap stunt to bolster his sagging approval ratings—Prime Minister Stephen Harper announced a radical change to political dress…
Gravity isn’t Wallin’s fault
Canadians from coast-to-coast-to-coast are rightly shining a spotlight on Senate expenses. While excuses such as confusion over one’s home—a principle children across the country master shortly after potty-training—are laughable, a…
Kumon, Sylvan offer free remedial math to Senators
OTTAWA—In separate press conferences held today, Kumon Math and Reading Centres and Sylvan Learning Centres of Ottawa both announced the availability of free remedial mathematics courses for any Canadian Senators…
Politicians must step-up Pride Week participation: LGBT advocates
CALGARY—Canadian politicians, accustomed to showing up at Pride parades every summer to wave, smile and make people of all sexual persuasions equally uncomfortable by running stupidly with spray guns run…