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Take Off, Hoser! Bob and Doug Blast Into Space

June 2, 2020Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

ISS—Bob Behnken and Doug Hurley rode the SpaceX Crew Dragon spacecraft to the International Space Station, docking on Sunday. That’s right—Bob and Doug went to space. The US press has largely referred to the crew as “Bob and Doug”. Here… Continue Reading →

Donovan, Science, Travel

Science Unwelcome in Alberta, Declare Yellow Vests

January 8, 2019Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

The yellow vest movement has crossed the pond and the prairies, landing in Alberta. Picking up the mantle laid down in France, some Albertans are rallying to bring attention to the struggling oil industry and pipeline delays. Mooseclean’s attended a… Continue Reading →

Donovan, Economy, Environment, Science

Neighbouring Galaxy files restraining order against Neil deGrasse Tyson

December 14, 2018Contributor Leave a Comment

SPACE – The Whirlpool Galaxy (Messier 51a), a gravitationally bound system of billions of stars located approximately 15-35 million light-years from Earth, has filed a restraining order against Neil deGrasse Tyson. Tyson, an astrophysicist and science educator, has been embroiled in controversy… Continue Reading →

Crime, Science, Sex

Exoplanets agree to turn off lights, act like nobody’s home

February 26, 2017Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

NASA—Astronomers have found seven Earth-sized planets that they hope will reveal life beyond our globe.  Area inhabitants are not amused. “Oh, for Zasafron’s sake!” said TRAPPIST-1e alien Muhammad, choosing to use a name Earthlings would be able to comprehend.  “Back… Continue Reading →

Culture, Donovan, Science, Technology, Travel

Nose to tail movement inspires uterus transplants

November 19, 2015Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

Photo: Tammra McCauley (CC BY-SA) CLEVELAND, OHIO—Cleveland is known as home to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and birthplace of Drew Carey.  But C-Town may soon be famous for zombie babies.

Donovan, Health, Science

Mooseclean’s gets first look at extended census

November 10, 2015Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

Photo: Statistics Canada OTTAWA—The new Liberal government announced the reinstatement of the long-form census shortly after taking office.  Nixed in 2010, the 61-question form is seen as invasive by opponents.  However, proponents say it will provide much-needed information on Canadians,… Continue Reading →

Canada, Donovan, Government, Justin Trudeau, Science

Woman receives first racial confirmation surgery

May 8, 2015Brian Leave a Comment

After a difficult operation Yuki Etienne can finally show the world her true colours. Yuki spent the past 12 years looking like her mother but thanks to the groundbreaking racial confirmation surgery, Yuki can spend the rest of her life as a black woman.

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Culture, Life, ModernGinger, Science

People more likely to read short articles, study finds

February 20, 2015Sebastian Panache Leave a Comment

A new report on reading habits has provided some intriguing results.

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Culture, Life, Panache, Science

Sun News shutdown causes Mad Cow in Alberta

February 16, 2015Dan Walton Leave a Comment

The sudden end to the Sun News Network, more commonly referred to as Fox North, has prompted an outbreak of Mad Cow Disease at an Alberta farm.

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Food, Media, Science, Walton

I’d like to buy the world a milk

February 9, 2015Molly Donovan Leave a Comment

Coca-Cola has started distributing Fairlife milk.  Mooseclean’s took samples of whole, fat free, chocolate and reduced fat Fairlife to GoodLife gyms in Toronto and asked what people thought.

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Donovan, Food, Science

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