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With above-average literacy, healthcare-fortified bodies, and predominantly white skin, Canada's homeless are a booming export to America's economically decimated subprime mortgage crisis urban wastelands. Deputy Premier Deb Matthews has finally…
MOSCOW-Calling himself an “opportunist”, Vladimir Putin has announced plans to annex Gaza. “After observing the growing tensions between Hamas and Israel from an outpost in Tartus, Syria where I’ve amassed…
It’s blacker than DARK was supposed to be. Blacker than my last boyfriend’s heart. Blacker than Hitler’s soul. Vantablack is believed to be the world’s darkest material. Absorbing 99.96% of…
Gianni Lucifero, a top scientist at the University of Toronto, has written a paper claiming that the way to successfully reproduce human consciousness is by creating what he calls “artificial…
NORTH AMERICA—It’s a momentous week for patriotism in the important part of North America. Both Canadians and Americans will use their national holidays as an excuse to eat BBQ, enjoy…
ALL IN ONE RHYTHM™ MY ASS: Only one of these games was worth seeing, and then only if the referee hadn't shamlessly thrown the game away in favour of the…
EARTH—For all intents and purposes, the World Cup is over or so it seems for many who are FIFA-obsessed. With favorites Italy and England out and defending 2010 champs Spain…
Photo: Hot Gossip Italia, flickr. Millions were saddened today to learn of the apparent death of musician, actress, and freakshow spectacle Miley Cyrus, via a written story by Christopher Hooton…
The next time someone tells you to stop cursing, tell them it's therapeutic... then tell them to fuck off. This according to new research by Richard Stephens and some other…
The fate of 200 girls kidnapped from their boarding school in Chibok may be twisting for the better. Boko Haram militants initially threatened to sell the girls into slavery, but…