Cat food for dogs—cats like it, dogs love it!
Photo: Steve Jurvetson, flickr. Mississauga, ON—Purina has a new product meant to decrease redundancies in the pet food aisle: cat food for dogs.
Pink slip mistaken for party invite
ABOVE: Shawl calls her family to share the 'great news' while co-workers look on in confusion. SASKATOON—Casey Shawl, former employee of Sun Cleaning Inc., recently mistook a dismissal notice for…
Air Canada: Go far. But not before paying a luggage fee.
TORONTO—If you’re flying Air Canada this fall, you have two choices: pack light or bend over. Citing the reason “everybody else is doing it”, the country’s largest carrier will be…
Burger King seduces Tim Hortons in marriage of convenience
TORONTO—In a move seen by many as an arranged marriage, American fast food giant Burger King has purchased beloved Canadian company Tim Hortons for $12.5 billion.
Canada’s Anti-Spam Law will put your children behind bars
When Canada's Anti-Spam Law ("CASL") came into effect on July 1, 2014, Canadians were dancing in the streets. Parliamentarians would have us believe that this was entirely due to the…
Driveway or Drive-Thru? Toronto townhouse complex mistaken for Tim Hortons
SCARBOROUGH—On the outskirts of Toronto’s urban sprawl, on the corner of a busy intersection, sits a small group of retail stores. Adjacent to this lot is the 56-unit Millwood Townhouse…
Workers unload leftovers at the office
LOCAL—The modern-day office serves many purposes: workplace, social experiment, trolling zone for a future partner…and a dumping ground for unwanted food. When it’s too much to give to the dog,…
Strippers embarrassed to work with Patrick Brazeau
OTTAWA—Bare Fax Gentleman’s Club, the strip bar currently being managed by disgraced Senator Patrick Brazeau, has seen a number of dancers quit recently, saying they are just too embarrassed to…
Roll Up The Rim Regrets
TORONTO—Every February since 1986, a bright light has shone on the darkest part of the Canadian winter: Tim Hortons Roll Up The Rim To Win contest. And now that this…
Enbridge changes status to not-for-profit
There will be no profiting off of natural gas in Ontario after July 31st, 2014, as Enbridge Inc. has registered to operate as a non-profit enterprise. "The only way we…