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Photo: Colleen Morgan, flickr. TORONTO—With the results of the election now confirmed, John Lewandowski nervously plays with his crack pipe. "My bookie said my chances were good, I should have…
CANADA—Thanksgiving. A time to be thankful; to eat with the aim of achieving torpor. But within this noble holiday lurks an outlier. A food that’s a traditional part of the…
TORONTO—If you’re flying Air Canada this fall, you have two choices: pack light or bend over. Citing the reason “everybody else is doing it”, the country’s largest carrier will be…
The Billings Bridge BLACKREDS, Ottawa football's farm team, enjoys an occasional rugby match to break up the monotony of constant football practice. Photo: Bill Harrison (flickr) OTTAWA—The professional football team…
What was meant to be a routine visit to Oak Ridges Public School turned into a bizarre showdown between MP for Oak Ridges-Markham and Parliamentary Secretary to the Prime Minister,…
A new drug which scientists claim will help millions of Canadians sleep better at night will be hitting the market on Friday. The drug, called Zonoplasmo, is designed to treat…
With above-average literacy, healthcare-fortified bodies, and predominantly white skin, Canada's homeless are a booming export to America's economically decimated subprime mortgage crisis urban wastelands. Deputy Premier Deb Matthews has finally…
TORONTO—Canadian Tire has announced that its nationally recognizable store currency is going digital. And the prospect of rainbow-colored Canadian Tire money becoming obsolete triggered a gasp that was heard from…
TORONTO—Ontarians were shocked this week to learn that Mayor-for-the-meantime Rob Ford was admitted to hospital with an abdominal tumour after complaining of stomach pains. "Abdomen? Really?" exclaimed Gerald Waymire of…
OTTAWA—Interested in a fast-acting, quick metabolizing anti-depressant that can also result in some pretty rad hallucinations? Then get in line for some Ketamine. “For reals?” asked surprised club DJ, Max…