Juno Awards nominees no surprise – Not even a little
TORONTO—The 2014 Juno Awards nominees were announced this week. The list came as a surprise to nobody. All the usual suspects litter the roster of Canada’s best musicians. Hedley? Yep.…
Bell Canada’s Depeche Mode cover singer believed to be real cause of death of Philip Seymour Hoffman
Believed at first to be heroin, Mooseclean’s has learned that something far more terrifying and insidious really killed actor Philip Seymour Hoffman. “He thought it was Max Headroom when he…
Ford is a super, super, super, super, super, super, super dancer
TORONTO—Earlier this week, Rob Ford regaled city council with two disingenuous apologies and a handcuff pantomime. But the real highlight of the day was when the council floor rocked out…
Rob Ford receiving advice from new advisory panel of ‘experts’
with files from amiableCDN and Kevin Phillips TORONTO—Beseiged by a now disloyal city council and a petition from 100,000 Torontonians demanding his resignation, Mayor-for-the-Meantime Rob Ford has assembled a team…
Rum, Sodomy and the Death
DUBLIN—A member of the rough and tumble Irish band The Pogues has died. And to everyone’s surprise, it’s not lead singer Shane MacGowan.
Actor identified as woman’s voyeur
LOCAL—A woman who complained that her house was being watched for hours on end around the clock is relieved today that area police have identified the suspect.
Criminals offended at Grand Theft Auto’s unrealistic expectations
Last week's launch of the latest version of Grand Theft Auto has prompted many pro-crime advocacy groups to come out and publicly boycott the game's unrealistic portrayal of felonious activities.
Class clown becomes class clown
CAMPBELL RIVER, B.C.—Sir John Franklin Secondary hosted the class of 2003 for a 10-year reunion this past Saturday. Former Campbell River resident and class clown, Ken Richards, told reporters he…
Jimmy Fallon to rename Late Night show, add co-host
NEW YORK—Late Night talk show host and new father Jimmy Fallon has a new co-host.
Saskatoon honours Joni Mitchell with 20 story car park, museum
SASKATOON—Keen to honour folk singer and environmental activist Joni Mitchell, Mayor Don Atchison today announced that the city is poised to erect a parking lot in recognition of her achievements…