To err is human; to forgive is dangerous
Wednesday, March 18th is Forgive Mom and Dad Day. In recognition of burying the hatchet, Counsel Canada has opened its doors across the country to welcome family members ready to…
Jian Ghomeshi force choked me, young Jedi apprentice claims
A short time ago, in a municipality not far away, Cora Pell told us of a day long remembered: the time she nearly succumbed to the Dark Side. "He was…
Public invited to “Fire Sale” of unnamed ex-broadcaster’s goods
Office contents of former 'adventurous' employee have broad appeal Date: Friday, November 21, 2014 Time: 8:00 am - 4:00 pm Location: South lawn of the Metro Hall Building at Wellington…
Thousands of Jian Ghomeshi “jilted ex-lovers” emerge to pledge undying support
After being fired by the CBC for alleged acts of non-consensual rough sex with an ex-girlfriend, a flood of similar ex-lovers have now come out in support of the beleaguered…
National Pride and International Ignorance
NORTH AMERICA—It’s a momentous week for patriotism in the important part of North America. Both Canadians and Americans will use their national holidays as an excuse to eat BBQ, enjoy…
Most Canadian guys still can’t beat up their dads, study says
A recent study has concluded that for the first time in modern history, the average Canadian male between the ages of 25 and 40 still can’t beat up his own…
PM unveils “shoot first – ask questions later” initiative
In a bold new initiative to regain flagging support among their fundamentalist base, the Harper government has announced the first of it’s innovative new “shoot first, ask questions later” policies.…
“Log Driver’s Waltz” displaces “Gangnam Style” in popular dance craze reign
Don't cry, Psy, but a new dance sensation is sweeping the nation.
Politicians race to meet “Most Objectionable Comment of the Year” deadline
With the calendar rapidly running out, federal and municipal politicians alike are making their last, best pitches for the coveted “Most Objectionable Comment of the Year Award” for 2013. Taking…
Just in time for Christmas, Tory MP launches “Don’t Feed the Children” Foundation
with files from amiableCDN OTTAWA—In a bold move to solidly underscore his contention that it is not the federal government's role to ensure hungry children are fed, Industry Minister James…