Ford outraged by Sammy Yatim shooting
TORONTO—Addressing media at a press conference late Tuesday, Mayor Rob Ford expressed anger and embarrassment over his police department's fatal shooting of a young man on a Toronto streetcar.
Anthony Weiner’s 10 favourite sexting excuses
Last week, New York mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner, an allegedly self-described "argumentative, perpetually horny middle-aged man" was discovered to have been sending explicit messages to women. Moosclean's is proud to…
Best Mayor Ever
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford holds the cookie we baked, proclaiming him "Best Mayor" in Canada, and perhaps best mayor anywhere, ever. Mooseclean's also sent him a love note in honour…
Ford decrees that pie charts be made with real pie
TORONTO—Citing confusion over his understanding of the amount of funding that the Province of Ontario would be contributing to Toronto's subway extension into Scarborough, Mayor Rob Ford has introduced a…
Interview: Edward Snowden accepts asylum in Antigua
NSA whistleblower says he will stay in West Indies island paradise until the money runs out and the girls run home Ending all speculation and a number of published rumours,…
Urgent Appeal – Save the Senator
This is Pamela. Pamela doesn’t know how to fill out basic travel expense forms. As a result, Pam has racked up over $300,000 in fraudulent travel expenses. Pam had a…
Mayor Rob Ford refuses to add canoe lanes to Toronto roads
with illustration & reporting by finklebottom TORONTO—If the aftermath of Monday's flood in Toronto, where a month's worth of rain fell on the city within a few hours, environmentalists and…
Atlantic Lottery says, “Hey! What the hell… It’s only money and it’s not ours.”
The Government of PEI recently revealed that they had given the Atlantic Lottery Corporation $4M to secure the rights from a British company for the use of the lottery game…
Abandoning all pretense, candidate runs on sign colour platform
LOCAL—Voters beware. The next candidate to arrive on your doorstep may have absolutely nothing to say other than "Vote for me!", if Fraser Young's campaign is the way of things…
Wayward Senators, Ministers to be outfitted with GPS tracking devices
The Prime Minister has greenlit a secret project intended to deter future recurrances of expense travel scandals. First conceived of in response to former Minister of National Defence Peter MacKay's…