My Answer: Pure Virgin Wool
Q: Numbers 31:32 states that: "These were the spoils which remained of the plunder taken by the fighting men: 675,000 sheep, 72,000 cattle, 61,000 donkeys, and as for persons, 32,000 young…
Local mosque reports massive surge in interest from loser, dropout white guys
Following more horrific reports of Islamist terrorist attacks overseas, a local mosque has observed a sharp increase in attendance by unemployed or underemployed single white males with little or no…
Taliban terrorists’ buttholes added to Allah’s “72 Virgins” roster
Photo credit: FS1 - Community TV Salzburg (flickr). JANNAH—Following the horrific massacre of 132 students at Army Public School in Peshawar, God Himself has spoken out against the Taliban.
My Answer: Lots of concerns about Lot
Q: Genesis 19 is really making me wonder if Lot was such a righteous man. I mean, God did save him from the destruction of Sodom, but on the whole he…
My Answer: Thou Shalt Sleep With Thy Brother’s Wife, Or Else
Q: My brother caught me in bed with his wife. He is sterile, and doesn't believe that I was only trying to be a helpful sibling by impregnating her. Can you…
John Paul II sainthood in doubt after miracles challenged
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis fielded questions today from a small crowd of mildly-annoyed protesters gathered in St. Peter’s Square. The group alleged that John Paul II's rush to sainthood, while arguably…
My Answer: Lesbian slaves in bondage
Q: Genesis 16:8 seems to promote same-sex relations, infidelity, and partner abuse. Possibly BSDM. Am I reading it wrong? — S.C.
My Answer: Eating your children
Q: Deuteronomy 28:53 tells us that "because of the dire straits to which you will be reduced when your enemy besieges you, you will eat your own children, the flesh…
My Answer: Blessed are the meek
Dear Readers: As Mr. Graham is now quite elderly and in poor health, he is occasionally given to frankness and blunt language that may seem uncharacteristic. Please forgive him, as…
Charter of Quebec Norms: Building on Charter of Values’ Success
The Quebec government is seeking to build on the success of the Charter of Quebec Values with a complimentary Charter of Quebec Norms.