Toronto Mayor’s bizarre homophobia attributed to estranged relationship with penis
A doomed love affair between a young Rob Ford and his penis could be what spurred the 44-year-old Toronto mayor to demand the Gay Pride flag be removed from Toronto…
Juno Awards nominees no surprise – Not even a little
TORONTO—The 2014 Juno Awards nominees were announced this week. The list came as a surprise to nobody. All the usual suspects litter the roster of Canada’s best musicians. Hedley? Yep.…
City-wide intelligence test scheduled for city of Toronto
TORONTO—City Hall has formally announced that legal residents aged 18 or older are invited to attend a voluntary examination of intelligence to be held October 27, 2014.
No free lunch for hungry Torontonians
TORONTO—The ice storm that hit Toronto December 21st left a trail of destruction including broken trees, downed hydro lines and a widespread power outage. It was also responsible for a…
Leafs look to re-sign Barilko in playoff push
TORONTO—Coming off their best regular mid-season in a decade, analysts are in agreement that the Toronto Maple Leafs have an excellent chance of experiencing this year's Stanley Cup playoffs from…
Ford is a super, super, super, super, super, super, super dancer
TORONTO—Earlier this week, Rob Ford regaled city council with two disingenuous apologies and a handcuff pantomime. But the real highlight of the day was when the council floor rocked out…
Rob Ford receiving advice from new advisory panel of ‘experts’
with files from amiableCDN and Kevin Phillips TORONTO—Beseiged by a now disloyal city council and a petition from 100,000 Torontonians demanding his resignation, Mayor-for-the-Meantime Rob Ford has assembled a team…
Santa to Mayor Ford: “Don’t Rain On My Parade”
For the first time ever, Santa Claus has issued a Press Release, a Special Statement, from the North Pole. This missive was received by Mooseclean’s today, just a day before…
Toronto in terror over purported Rob Ford sex video
TORONTO—Yes, Rob loves the ladies. But just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, multiple sources are now alleging that Mayor Rob Ford routinely enjoyed the company of prostitutes…
Critics doubt Rob Ford’s confession he smoked crack
TORONTO—Hot on the heels of his admission that he used crack cocaine, critics of beleaguered Mayor Rob Ford are already expressing skepticism.