Syria legalizes marijuana
In adopting Uruguay's new model of regulating the legal sale of recreational marijuana, the Middle Eastern nation of Syria has passed a bill which will allow the legal sale of…
Engagement Season Survival Tips
Yes, it’s the holiday season. But there’s also another season upon us. Engagement season. It’s important to both honor the excitement of newly-engaged friends, while also shielding yourself from the…
Redskins announce list of alternative team names
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In an apparent yield to public pressure and the latest appeal from The National Congress of American Indians, the Washington Redskins have finally announced willingness to to explore a…
Santa to Mayor Ford: “Don’t Rain On My Parade”
For the first time ever, Santa Claus has issued a Press Release, a Special Statement, from the North Pole. This missive was received by Mooseclean’s today, just a day before…
LGBT group decries FDA ban on Trans Fats
Trans Fats will be systematically eliminated from American society if a proposed ban by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration is given approval, according to an official news release on…
Ireland to legalize drunk driving
DUBLIN, Ireland—In a not particularly surprising move today, the government of Ireland has announced that it is considering legalizing moderately drunk driving for rural residents.
Giving thanks, eh
While a rose by any other name would smell as sweet, would Thanksgiving in another country cut the mustard? Here, a comparison of the holiday in Canada and its counterpart…
Dream to come true for one middle-aged man
TORONTO—Medieval Times, the dinner theatre event that combines feasting and jousting, is looking for a new king.
30-year friendship ends at altar
LOCAL—Martha and Jarvis met as children on the playground. They lived on the same block, went to the same schools, and attended universities in the same city, all the while…
Charter of Quebec Norms: Building on Charter of Values’ Success
The Quebec government is seeking to build on the success of the Charter of Quebec Values with a complimentary Charter of Quebec Norms.