Man survives by eating food found in yard
LOCAL—An area man who recently lost his job has survived starvation by eating a variety of things picked from his backyard, neighbours report. Nathan Moller, former Chef of recently-closed restaurant…
Liberals announce “Green Week” initiative to help the environment
The Liberal Government of Ontario announced Wednesday that it is beginning a new campaign aimed at helping the environment. The campaign is aimed at raising awareness for the need of…
Environment Canada declares wildlife dangerous to the environment
Canada’s Minister of the Environment, The Honourable Leona Aglukkaq has declared all Canadian wildlife a threat to the environment. “Beavers destroy thousands of trees a year,” Aglukkaq said. ”Cows and…
Ontario man hacks vehicle computer to pass emissions test
When his 2007 Corolla failed to pass Ontario's “new and improved” Drive Clean program, Thomas Callaghan was aghast. “I just can't believe it,” he told Mooseclean's. “Two years ago the…
Tornado tears through cemetery, hundreds dead
LOCAL—It was shortly before 11 a.m. on Sunday when the worst thing he imagined became reality. "We were there to visit Grandpa, my dog and me, when I saw the…
Missouri to resurrect gas chambers with recycled vehicle emissions
Missouri state attorney general Chris Koster has a problem. "Simply put, the state is running out of lethal-injection drugs," he said. "They're still available for a price, but it's one…
Health Canada issues weather warning
As summer temperatures give way to cooler temperatures, Health Canada is once again warning Canadians that a sudden shift from bitching about the heat and humidity, to bitching about the…
Heat wave linked to extreme temperatures
The extreme heat wave extending from the middle of the North American continent to the Canadian and American east coast is being attributed to unusually high temperatures, meteorologists say.
Survey finds subways dirtier after cleaning jobs were cut
NEW YORK—According to the latest report card issued by the NYC Transit Authority, both subway cars and subway stations have become distinctly more cluttered. The report cards are based on…
Saskatoon honours Joni Mitchell with 20 story car park, museum
SASKATOON—Keen to honour folk singer and environmental activist Joni Mitchell, Mayor Don Atchison today announced that the city is poised to erect a parking lot in recognition of her achievements…