Local man saddened that women unimpressed by testicles dangling from trailer hitch
Larry Anderson, 39, is a man in search of answers. Staring pensively out of the window of his blue Dodge Ram, his eyes search his surroundings for clues.
Cabbies still drive like jerks in their spare time: study
News from Concordia University now confirms what many have long suspected: taxi drivers still drive like... well, taxi drivers whether they're in their cab or not.
Latent racism evident in modern laundry sorting and storage
Segregation is alive and well at the Gravelle residence. White towels upstairs; coloured towels downstairs.
Man quits corporate job to dig ditches – boss still an asshole
Bill Overleigh had a six-figure income and worked 70-hour weeks. He dined at high-end restaurants and traveled first class. But he gave it all up because he thought the simple…
Omar Khadr mortgages luxury Toronto home
High-end Toronto homeowners are about to have a convicted terrorist as a neighbour. Omar Khadr, who killed a US soldier at the age of 15 during the war in Afghanistan,…
Woman receives first racial confirmation surgery
After a difficult operation Yuki Etienne can finally show the world her true colours. Yuki spent the past 12 years looking like her mother but thanks to the groundbreaking racial…
Man reluctantly buys photo albums he plans not to appear in
It's the eve of his one month anniversary and Osvaldo Graham is digging through the bargain bin at the local big box store at the behest of his wannabe fiancée,…
Therapist urges patient to cut ties with her emotionally abusive favourite sports team
A therapist is urging 28-year-old fan Trish Kelsey to sever all ties with her favourite sports team, whose perennial losing ways have become abusive.
Germanwings 9525 co-pilot collected Satan Club points, authorities say
After shooting down theories of terrorism, French and German authorities now say that Germanwings co-pilot Andreas Lubitz was trying to accumulate points to earn a higher standing within the Church…
Local woman keeps gloves in vehicle glove compartment
While she's never considered herself a trendsetter, Edith Corbett, 24, has recently found herself at the helm of a campaign pushing for a return to a traditional practice, reminiscent of…