Toronto Mayor’s bizarre homophobia attributed to estranged relationship with penis
A doomed love affair between a young Rob Ford and his penis could be what spurred the 44-year-old Toronto mayor to demand the Gay Pride flag be removed from Toronto…
St. John’s man stays positive in face of Lululemon ban
A Newfoundland man has been banned from Lululemon Athletica stores for reasons he can not comprehend. Gump Brownsey, 52 calls the ban “unfair” claiming he was merely responding to encouragements…
France relieved by Hollande infidelity revelations
While many around the world were troubled by reports of French President François Hollande's extra-marital affair with actress Julie Gayet, citizens of France were in a celebratory mood today. "Before…
Quiznos new nine-inch sub aims to please
Above: One woman deeply satisfied... the other buries her frustrations in a book. CANADA—A new Quiznos television ad declares Sometimes six inches isn’t enough, and sometimes twelve inches is too…
LGBT group decries FDA ban on Trans Fats
Trans Fats will be systematically eliminated from American society if a proposed ban by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration is given approval, according to an official news release on…
Stats show teen pregnancy drops dramatically after age 20
NATIONAL—The latest research published in the current edition of the Journal of Sex Research has revealed promising but unexpected findings.
Instagram thwarts tradition
HALIFAX—A chant that has welcomed St. Mary’s University students for years has been banned because of an Instagram post.
Anthony Weiner’s 10 favourite sexting excuses
Last week, New York mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner, an allegedly self-described "argumentative, perpetually horny middle-aged man" was discovered to have been sending explicit messages to women. Moosclean's is proud to…
Britons anxiously await news of whether sex works or not
The much anticipated due date for Kate Middleton's child has come and gone, and a nation holds its collective breath for proof that sex is a thing they can do.