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UPDATED | Mooseclean’s writers strike enters second month

August 2, 2016 Sebastian Panache

After repeated excuses by Mooseclean’s management attributing the recent freeze on published content to laziness and drunkness of its nomadic, indigent, largely illiterate staff, the current paralysis of the newsrag…

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UK wants to “Breturn” after England falls to Iceland

July 1, 2016 Molly Donovan

LONDON—The nation that voted to stand alone on June 23 is now having doubts. After England lost 2-1 to Iceland in the tournament of 16, many fear the UK may…

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Trudeau, Obama and other guy in Ottawa for North American leaders’ summit

June 28, 2016 Sebastian Panache

For the first time since 2007, the so-called Three Amigos—the Canadian Prime Minister, the President of the United States of America, and the person in charge of Mexico—are back in…

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June 16, 2016 Sebastian Panache

Business loves Microsoft Outlook, and a massive study of public and private sector bureaucrats has confirmed what many already suspected. Managers enjoy the ability to assign tasks, send follow-ups, and…

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Conflicting soccer games turn Thursdays into Sophie’s Choice

June 14, 2016 Molly Donovan

LANGLEY, B.C.—Every Thursday night, Janice Sparrow must make a harrowing decision. Does she head north and support the Sunshine Superstars? Or turn east and cheer for the Abby Alligators? “Why…

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Terrorists changing tactics under bad economy

June 7, 2016 Sebastian Panache

SKARDU, Pakistan—In a world demoralized by an economy in freefall, an unexpected casualty has occurred.

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Fake News No Longer Funny

June 3, 2016 Contributor

OTTAWA—Writers of parody news were saddened to learn this week that merely writing their stories in the clipped, authoritative style of the Associated Press does not make them funny.

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