Uber driver has car trouble, calls cab
Last week, Uber driver George Williams needed a ride. En route to pick up a customer, his car broke down. Williams was able to pull off into a parking lot,…
Smokers poorer judge of ‘9 meters’ than non-smokers
The signs are everywhere: you have to be 9 meters from all building entrances and vents to light up. So why does it feel like smokers are still camped out…
Putting the skids on toilet paper advertising
Canadians, tired of being misled, are demanding truth in toilet paper advertising. Led by a group calling itself WIPE OUT LIES, angry citizens have had enough TP padding.
Mooseclean’s investigation: Target’s targeted failure
Target Canada's ship is sinking and although a few captains went down too, Operation Barbarossa 2 has nearly reached its objective. Documents were leaked to the Mooseclean's offices which lay…
Rogers defends soaring Internet costs
With a recent study showing Canada as one of the top 10 countries for high Internet costs, media overlord Rogers backs up their outrageous price plans with plain science.
Kia announces SBOX: North America’s first sub-$1,000 car
Spurred by stalling domestic sales and the success of ultra-cheap vehicles in China and India, South Korean auto-producer Kia has announced “a bargain car for the rest of us”. “People…
US tech firm patents human genitals
Myriad, the company that created a firestorm of anger with its patent of the mutated BRCA1 and BRCA2 genes associated with cancer, now owns the patents to your koochie or…
Jian Ghomeshi to replace Bill Cosby as Jell-O spokesperson
Northfield, IL—Comedian and TV personality Bill Cosby, the long-time spokesman for Jell-O has been fired amid numerous allegations of rape. Cosby had been the popular pudding’s spokesperson since 1974, taking…
Black Friday is racist, civil rights group alleges
The Canadian Civil Liberties Association of Canada (CCLA) announced on Monday that it will be seeking legislative changes to have the term “Black Friday” banned, and replaced by the term…
Police riot squads on alert as Tim Hortons price hikes loom
In the wake of unresolved feelings about Burger King's acquisition of Tim Hortons comes another stunning blow—the chain now plans to raise the price of coffee and breakfast sandwiches at…