McDonald’s not lovin’ having it Burger King’s way
U.S.—In an effort to raise funds for peace, Burger King invited McDonald’s to combine forces and create the ultimate hybrid burger. McDonald’s is not lovin’ it.
Coca-Cola corporation sued for name discrimination
Documents filed in Supreme Court today, reveal that the Coca-Cola Corporation is being sued in civil division for an unprecedented one hundred million dollars. The Statement of Claim reveals that…
Grandfather demands tea bagging at birthday dinner
WINNIPEG—“Tea bag me!” shouted Abe Vasquez at last Sunday’s family dinner.
Indie coffee shop to open in basement of indie coffee shop
TORONTO—Yarn bomber and blogger Trish Austra likes coffee. She likes it enough to open a new coffee shop in the basement of an existing coffee shop.
‘Low Food’ diet craze sweeping the nation
Madonna is allegedly doing it. Carrie Fisher is probably doing it, too. Disney insists. So should you hop on the latest diet craze?
Oversight pairs peanut and anaphylactic awareness days
In a blunder sure to result in panic and countless deaths, April 25 has been designated both National Peanut Day and Anaphylactic Awareness Day.
Sun News shutdown causes Mad Cow in Alberta
The sudden end to the Sun News Network, more commonly referred to as Fox North, has prompted an outbreak of Mad Cow Disease at an Alberta farm.
I’d like to buy the world a milk
Coca-Cola has started distributing Fairlife milk. Mooseclean's took samples of whole, fat free, chocolate and reduced fat Fairlife to GoodLife gyms in Toronto and asked what people thought.
#stormchips movement inspires Maritime emergency kit
HALIFAX—Maritimers emerged unscathed and full of potato chips after a tempest blew through Eastern Canada last week.
Restaurant owner saddened buffet hog undeterred by food poisoning
After agreeing to speak to Mooseclean's only on the condition that his identity would be obscured, a local Indian restaurateur has revealed the extraordinary lengths he went through to break…