Don the Con blames Clinton’s pneumonia on Mexicans
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After revealing she has pneumonia, Hillary Clinton has been forced to take some time off the campaign trail. Donald Drumpf commented on the culprit he suspects during a recent…
UK wants to “Breturn” after England falls to Iceland
LONDON—The nation that voted to stand alone on June 23 is now having doubts. After England lost 2-1 to Iceland in the tournament of 16, many fear the UK may…
Trudeau, Obama and other guy in Ottawa for North American leaders’ summit
For the first time since 2007, the so-called Three Amigos—the Canadian Prime Minister, the President of the United States of America, and the person in charge of Mexico—are back in…
Canadian military retreats from Islamic State
Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced on Monday that the Canadian military prescence in Iraq and Syria will retreat from the Islamic State effective Feb. 22, 2016. Canada’s CF-18s will…
Tory champion of truth and justice appointed UNBC chancellor
Ryan Matheson, Chair of the Board of Governors at the University of Northern British Columbia, proudly describes the institution’s selection of James Moore as the ‘natural choice’ for the role…
89% of public servants deleted Stephen Harper ‘farewell’ letter without reading it
A senior employee at Shared Services Canada has revealed that of all public servants who have their email hosted by SSC, only a fraction bothered to open the farewell message…
“Young hottie” PILF wins election
Last week, Canada elected Justin Trudeau as the new Prime Minister. But this isn’t news to you unless you’ve been living under a rock. Or in the United States.
Harperbot deemed a success by developers despite election loss
With their creation now soundly rejected by the Canadian public, the team behind the long-suspected Harperbot male simulant project are “owning up and calling it a day.”
Interview With Justin Trudeau, Liberal Party Leader
Liberal Party leader and Prime Ministerial hopeful Justin Trudeau talks about his father, his popularity, and the weather.