Nobody has a problem with breastfeeding in public
Those who oppose breastfeeding in public don't exist, but that doesn't stop women activists from waging war against them.
Society speaks out against allegations
Open Tuesday-Saturday, 9 to 5: Society claims that the nature of her day job runs counter to unfair allegations by the public. BELLEVILLE, Ontario—After decades of taking blame for every…
Reports of female teacher pedophiles arouse male readers
News breaking of adult school teachers having sex with minors will cause erections for the majority of male readers, providing the perpetrator is a lady. According to an Angus Reid…
First person to notice Ben went missing was his pissed off boss
Scott Anderson, the senior manager at Pethealth Inc. in Oakville, began looking for a new employee two hours after data entry clerk Ben Witters failed to show up to work…
Ten pieces of advice you should never take from stupid articles like this. Number Three is especially retarded.
Photo: Thomas XU, flickr So it's come to this. It wasn't the good decisions you've made that led you to read an advice column. Time to forget everything you know.…
Enbridge changes status to not-for-profit
There will be no profiting off of natural gas in Ontario after July 31st, 2014, as Enbridge Inc. has registered to operate as a non-profit enterprise. "The only way we…
TED Talks photographer laid off
Citing "creative differences" as the reason for termination, Katie Morgan has been released as the official photographer for TED Talks presentations. Due to "distressing similarities" between each of the 143…
Mulcair spotted drinking at high school bush party
OTTAWA—In what was subsequently labelled "engaging young voters," leader of the federal NDP Tom Muclair was photographed last night at a park congregated by teenagers, drinking out of several different…
Syria legalizes marijuana
In adopting Uruguay's new model of regulating the legal sale of recreational marijuana, the Middle Eastern nation of Syria has passed a bill which will allow the legal sale of…
Obnoxious roommate cleans everybody else’s dishes
LOCAL—After postponing the trivial duty of washing the dishes and cookwear used to prepare the last several meals, Bilson Drive roommates Terry, Jordan, and Martin felt passively confronted by Lisa…