Bad mix of drugs costs man his boner
After convincing a pretty woman he met at the Penguin and Firckin Pub to spend the night at his place, 29-year-old Mark Bayston was unsuccessful in penetrating her reproductive organs…
Get your freak on with these off-beat Pan Am sports
The Pan Am and Parapan Am Games are coming to Toronto. Don’t let sluggish ticket sales keep you from events you likely won’t get a chance to witness otherwise. Here’s…
Victims of Capitalism Memorial to be housed in abandoned Target store
After resolutely refusing to yield to public outrage over the construction of the controversial Victims of Communism Memorial on land Parliament had approved for a new Federal Court building, the…
‘Low Food’ diet craze sweeping the nation
Madonna is allegedly doing it. Carrie Fisher is probably doing it, too. Disney insists. So should you hop on the latest diet craze?
Medicine is the best medicine: Study
“There have been claims that laughter is the best medicine,” Dr. Karen Wong said earlier today. “Now we have empirical evidence showing that while laughter is good for you, it’s…
Despite being a jerk, Modi is PM of India
I am happy that the Prime Minister of Bangladesh, despite being a woman, is openly saying that she has zero tolerance for terrorism. – Narendra Modi