Timbits soccer approaches World Cup status
TORONTO—Given the wild cheering and general mayhem occurring on soccer fields across the city, you’d think the World Cup had come to Toronto. But it hasn’t. It’s just groups of…
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Good mental imagery if you’re debating vegetarianism and the hot dog cart beckons.
Letters to the editor: I’m not really here
Recently, I came to the realization that I don't exist; I haven't for years. And when I say years, I do in fact mean infinity, it's just that I'm lazy,…
Conservative MPP clarifies statements regarding “ethnic cleansing”
Conservative MPP Robert McGuire held a press conference yesterday, after comments he made to a reporter on live television resulted in public outrage. McGuire, MPP for Haldimand-Norfolk in Southern Ontario,…
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Stephen Hillenburg’s attempt at an emoticon cartoon character, Brightpants Sadface, never really found a target audience.
National Pride and International Ignorance
NORTH AMERICA—It’s a momentous week for patriotism in the important part of North America. Both Canadians and Americans will use their national holidays as an excuse to eat BBQ, enjoy…
Iron Maiden to close Ottawa Jazzfest
OTTAWA—Tearing a page from the book of Ottawa Bluesfest festival director Mark Monahan, the organizers of Jazzfest have made a last-minute announcement that geriatric heavy metal act Iron Maiden will…
“Crazy Town” Circus returns to Toronto
It’s not often that the same circus comes to town more than once a year, but this one is an exception. Crazy Town1 circus left Toronto briefly in early May…
US back to not giving two-shits about World Cup
ALL IN ONE RHYTHM™ MY ASS: Only one of these games was worth seeing, and then only if the referee hadn't shamlessly thrown the game away in favour of the…