Letters to the editor: Road rage
Sometimes I miss having a car, but then something inevitably happens to remind me that things are no better whether you're a pedestrian or a motorist. For example, just today…
John Paul II sainthood in doubt after miracles challenged
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis fielded questions today from a small crowd of mildly-annoyed protesters gathered in St. Peter’s Square. The group alleged that John Paul II's rush to sainthood, while arguably…
Workers unload leftovers at the office
LOCAL—The modern-day office serves many purposes: workplace, social experiment, trolling zone for a future partner…and a dumping ground for unwanted food. When it’s too much to give to the dog,…
First person to notice Ben went missing was his pissed off boss
Scott Anderson, the senior manager at Pethealth Inc. in Oakville, began looking for a new employee two hours after data entry clerk Ben Witters failed to show up to work…
Man fails to communicate awesomeness of Kraft Dinner to Mexican In-laws
After multiple attempts, a local man hung his head in despair and accepted his inability to communicate the awesomeness of Kraft Dinner Macaroni and Cheese to his Mexican in-laws, who…
Boob Tube Barrage
There’s a new phenomenon in home entertainment, and it’s adversely affecting Canada’s television viewing population. Known as Missed Show Anxiety (MSA), it’s collapsing leisure time and putting countless people on…
Ten pieces of advice you should never take from stupid articles like this. Number Three is especially retarded.
Photo: Thomas XU, flickr So it's come to this. It wasn't the good decisions you've made that led you to read an advice column. Time to forget everything you know.…