Best Mayor Ever
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford holds the cookie we baked, proclaiming him "Best Mayor" in Canada, and perhaps best mayor anywhere, ever. Mooseclean's also sent him a love note in honour…
Britons anxiously await news of whether sex works or not
The much anticipated due date for Kate Middleton's child has come and gone, and a nation holds its collective breath for proof that sex is a thing they can do.
Ford decrees that pie charts be made with real pie
TORONTO—Citing confusion over his understanding of the amount of funding that the Province of Ontario would be contributing to Toronto's subway extension into Scarborough, Mayor Rob Ford has introduced a…
Russian court sentences dead lawyer to life in prison retroactively
MOSCOW—Sergei Magnitsky, a Russian attorney imprisoned and awaiting trial for suspected tax evasion, was unexpectedly released last week after his cellmate found him unresponsive. Doctors later discovered he was suffering…
Athletes inspire townspeople to get naked
MELVILLE, Saskatchewan—ESPN The Magazine’s annual Body Issue is a celebration of the fine-tuned bodies of elite athletes. The pictorial spread is on news stands now and it's awash in rippling…
Interview: Edward Snowden accepts asylum in Antigua
NSA whistleblower says he will stay in West Indies island paradise until the money runs out and the girls run home Ending all speculation and a number of published rumours,…
Texas teen gets death penalty for suicide attempt
AMARILLO—Teenager Sally Sulky has been given the death penalty by a Texas judge for taking 8 aspirin with a can of cola in a failed suicide bid. When asked why…
Public divided over Zimmerman trial entertainment value
Viewers of the George Zimmerman second degree murder trial are on the fence about whether or not they should've invested 3 weeks of their lives into the show.