Racism fires Michael Richards, hires up-and-comer Paula Deen
After a tumultuous week, Racism finally announced that former Seinfeld star and long time spokesperson Michael Richards would be let go to make room for a fresh, new face.
Despite the passage of time, Voice of Fire still ‘an asshole’
In many ways, Voice of Fire is not unlike a childhood acquaintance. We grew up together. Barnett Newman’s progeny, birthed in time for Montreal’s Expo ’67, looked entirely alien to…
Air Canada now charging for emotional baggage
MONTREAL—Air Canada customers will now be put through an additional screening test to determine their current mental state, and that could spell more money out of your pocket.
Aspiring screenwriter has idea for film about an aspiring screenwriter
Barely able to contain his excitement to reporters, 35-year-old local aspiring screenwriter Josh Lay believes his film idea about an aspiring screenwriter is going to be the next Hollywood box-office…
Are LCBO employees too drunk to tweet?
TORONTO—After announcing a record breaking 4.9 billion dollar profit in alcohol sales, the Liquor Control Board of Ontario is at a bit of a loss to explain the rather underwhelming…
Toronto woman charged with throwing drink at Mayor, missing
TORONTO—Yes, here's yet another chapter in the sordid life of Rob Ford, which apparently you never tire of hearing about given the enormous number of reads and clickthroughs we recieve…
Sobeys saved on purchase of Safeway chain with Safeway card
with files from Lise Merle STELLARTON, Nova Scotia—In the grocery chain wars, East eats West. East coast Sobeys has purchased West coast Safeway's 213 stores, President and CEO Paul D.…
World’s oldest man is remembered after dying at age 116
TOKYO—Jiroemon Kimura, rap icon and holder of the Guinness World Record as the oldest person alive and the oldest man ever, died Wednesday in a freak Crokinole accident. He was…
Radio-Canada is ‘here’ but still Radio-Canada, CBC says
OTTAWA—It seems that Radio-Canada is here to stay. Last week's statement by executive vice-president Louis Lalande that claimed "From now on we're just 'here', at least for now" has been…
God’s new venture ChristianMingle.com a commercial success
After the massive success of his autobiography 'The Bible', bestselling author God has set His sights on a new business venture; the business of love.