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Ex-Walmart employee pleads guilty to fraud

May 27, 2013 Sebastian Panache

FORT SMITH, Arkansas—A “valued, part-time Associate” employee of Walmart Stores Inc. has admitted to stealing an estimated $5,000 in cheap foreign-made merchandise from the world’s largest retailer. Tim Conklin, 67, of no…

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It’s finally official: Ottawa is Canada’s most boring city

May 26, 2013 Sebastian Panache

TORONTO—Mooseclean's pollsters are cavorting wildly in the lobby today, which is to say that pleasant grins are being exchanged between staff normally too reserved to make eye contact.  Why? We…

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How to win an election: Lessons learned from the ‘robocalls’ scandal

May 25, 2013 Sebastian Panache

A federal court judge has reached a decision in the 'robocalls' scandal, confirming that an attempt was made to affect the results in six ridings, and big whoop.  No candidates…

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Survey says Ottawans might trade Watson for Ford

May 24, 2013 Sebastian Panache

OTTAWA—In a survey conducted exclusively for Mooseclean's, 25% of individuals polled would consider trading Ottawa's counsellor-turned-mayor Jim Watson for Toronto's hoodlum-turned-mayor Rob "F-ing" Ford. Some respondents agreed to provide comments…

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Wright solely responsible for secret, backroom, hush-hush $90,000 deal with Duffy that PM Harper knew absolutely nothing about because they hid it from him knowing darn well that he’s busy running the country and can’t keep an eye on everything: PMO

May 23, 2013 Sebastian Panache

OTTAWA—Prime Minister Harper is leaving absolutely no doubt about his role in the Duffy repayment scandal.  "It was Wright," he said. "The person, I mean, not the payout. And his…

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Wynne on Ford: ‘Fess up, smoke up, drop out’

May 22, 2013 Sebastian Panache

TORONTO—Premier Kathleen Wynne is tired of Rob Ford's fat boy frat boy brand of politics, if her latest statement is any indication. "I'm tired of Rob Ford's fat boy frat…

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Duffy, Ford considering charity wrestling to improve images

May 21, 2013 Sebastian Panache

OTTAWA—Reports are surfacing that in an attempt to mutually boost their tarnished images, ex-Tory Mike Duffy and Toronto Mayor Rob Ford are in talks to wrestle at a public fundraiser…

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Veganism as environmentally harmful as meat production, scientists prove

May 20, 2013 Sebastian Panache

KEMPTVILLE, Ontario—Farting and belching by vegans is a key contributor to global warming problems, extinction of earth species, and a worldwide suicide epidemic involving Angus Beef cattle suffering from feelings of alienation and personal…

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Litterasee is on deekline, expurtz say

May 19, 2013 Sebastian Panache

ODDAWA—Akording 2 a survay conduckted by the Ontaireeoh Ministree uv Edyookayshun, Ingglish litter a see among collige gradyooits has deeklined dramaticklee in the past 10 yeers. Onlee 31 per sent uv collige gradyooits 2day R profishunt…

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Nut shortages, clearcutting causing unrest: squirrel race war imminent

May 18, 2013 Sebastian Panache

VANCOUVER—The clear-cutting of vast numbers of oaks and other trees for the manufacture of beverage coasters, gear shift knobs, gourmet toothpicks, and other products vital to the stability of the…

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