“Pussy” lawsuit thrown out by judge
A local judge has dismissed a defamation lawsuit in which the plaintiff alleged that the defendant called him a “pussy” on numerous occasions.
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A local judge has dismissed a defamation lawsuit in which the plaintiff alleged that the defendant called him a “pussy” on numerous occasions.
Despite a record effort to wipe themselves out–including a Guinness Book attempt by religious group Iglesia ni Cristo to launch more than 700,000 fireworks–the Filipino New Year death and injury…
A Caucasian man in the Gloucester subdivision of Ottawa has called police after discovering a handwritten note in his mailbox informing him that “Canada is no place for terrorists or…
In another of our continuing series of interviews with the common man, or woman, Mooseclean's approached a lady preparing to shop for groceries at her local Loblaws.
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Tyler Whitt was overjoyed to see the 2016 IKEA catalogue sticking out of his mailbox on Thursday. He made plans to give the extended flyer his undivided attention over the…
WINNIPEG—“Tea bag me!” shouted Abe Vasquez at last Sunday’s family dinner.
TORONTO—After nearly 75 years in business, the Oak Leaf Steam Baths have closed down. Local perverts are not happy.
FRANCE—Nigel Richards is a slight, nebbish New Zealander with a wizardly beard and glasses. Although his appearance is non-threatening, make no mistake. He will succeed in making all of us…
The Canada Council Art Bank, our nation's venerable champion of uninspired, unloved, and otherwise unwanted artwork, gave Mooseclean's a glimpse of new masterworks that will soon be available for rent…