Former teen gospel singer to headline NFL half-time show
In an attempt to increase beer sales during half-time, NFL executives have booked Katy Perry to perform at the 49th annual Super Bowl.
Ireland set to recognize Palestinian state, yet still ignore them at house party
NEW YORK—In a partially historic move, Ireland is set to recognize the Palestinian state at a house party, yet declines to say 'hello'.
Kia announces SBOX: North America’s first sub-$1,000 car
Spurred by stalling domestic sales and the success of ultra-cheap vehicles in China and India, South Korean auto-producer Kia has announced “a bargain car for the rest of us”. “People…
North Korea cancels its own controversial movie
As a pre-emptive measure to ease tensions with Mennonite colonies living in rural Manitoba, the People's Republic of North Korea (PKR) has indefinitely postponed the release of 순종 여성 목장…
Bill Cosby to star in The Vagina Monologues
HOLLYWOOD—In an effort to rehabilitate his waning reputation, Bill Cosby has signed on to do a cross-country tour of The Vagina Monologues.
Taliban terrorists’ buttholes added to Allah’s “72 Virgins” roster
Photo credit: FS1 - Community TV Salzburg (flickr). JANNAH—Following the horrific massacre of 132 students at Army Public School in Peshawar, God Himself has spoken out against the Taliban.
“Can’t Touch This!” and other handy tips from Buckingham Palace
British Royals Prince William and Kate Middleton were in New York City recently. As part of their first visit to the Big Apple, the couple attended a Brooklyn Nets/Cleveland Cavaliers…
US tech firm patents human genitals
Myriad, the company that created a firestorm of anger with its patent of the mutated BRCA1 and BRCA2 genes associated with cancer, now owns the patents to your koochie or…
Bill Cosby to star in Women Say The Darndest Things
LOS ANGELES, California—CBS Productions announced today that Bill Cosby will star in a reincarnation of the popular television franchise which has delighted audiences since 1945.
Indigenous People’s Day celebrations marred by Smallpox deaths
BERKLEY, California—An event marking Indigenous People's Day ended in tragedy after twenty-three people were infected with smallpox, killing at least five.