Guy behind you reports that you drive like an asshole
LOCAL–After repeated honking, obscene gestures, and yelling out his window failed to get your attention, a local man is speaking out to the press in a final, desperate attempt to…
Bathhouse demise leaves perverts out in the cold
TORONTO—After nearly 75 years in business, the Oak Leaf Steam Baths have closed down. Local perverts are not happy.
Competition Bureau investigating “Contractor for the Afterlife”
A local builder is claiming harassment by the federal government after his business was contacted by investigators from the Competition Bureau, an independent law enforcement agency that looks into potentially…
Mince Alors!
FRANCE—Nigel Richards is a slight, nebbish New Zealander with a wizardly beard and glasses. Although his appearance is non-threatening, make no mistake. He will succeed in making all of us…
Hundreds feared dead in tragic anthill collapse
LOCAL—Seventy three ants were confirmed dead and hundreds remain missing after an accidental cave-in that occurred Wednesday at a colony on the upper east side, police reports say.
Don’t go chasing waterfails
NEW YORK—Tom Selleck was recently accused of stealing water in California. And in a case of art imitating life, an upcoming Blue Bloods episode will feature a purported water thief.
Canada Council Art Bank reveals new acquisitions
The Canada Council Art Bank, our nation's venerable champion of uninspired, unloved, and otherwise unwanted artwork, gave Mooseclean's a glimpse of new masterworks that will soon be available for rent…